POOTIE SALAD 

What you call someone when you don't know what else to call them but you want to insult them and also make them laugh.

guess what? you're a pootie salad!

POOTIE SALAD by Dani Jeebs December 3, 2010

pootie toots 

1. a toot that foreshadows a bowel movement
2. the flatulence produced by a dog with a diet of predominantly bison

This expired yogurt smells like pootie toots.

pootie toots by Pootie Toots July 20, 2011

pootie tang 

a word for a womans vagina, used mostly by the african american people

"DANGGG," said Wilmer, "shes got some fine pootie tang!"

pootie tang by erin miller June 24, 2007

pootie pie 

a noun describing what is consumed as oral sex is performed on a young lady, aged 18-25.

Victor: "Yo, bra, where did u eat last night?"

Kidpro: "I went over to Brit's house, she was serving fresh Pootie Pie."

pootie pie by kidpro February 24, 2008

Pootie Tang 

Tanning naked.

I"m gonna pootie tang so I don't have any awkward tan lines.

Pootie Tang by Rogerrogerogeroger August 6, 2011

Pootie Cake 

A large, most likely black, woman who takes part in an economics class well past her primary age to do so. Whom also appears to know much about any subject that is brought up and said class without actually knowing shit.

Large boobs, large lips, LARGE ass, wierd mouth, bad kids.

Mrs. Pootie Cake from economics class

Pootie Cake by Pegleg513 October 21, 2009

pootie-tang 

Pootie-Tang is what white boys wish they could get!

Gee man, I can't get any pootie-tang because those "brothers" are getting it all. Oh well, back to masturbating I guess.

pootie-tang by SundaySplendor November 29, 2004