2 definitions by Pootie Toots

1
1. a toot that foreshadows a bowel movement
2. the flatulence produced by a dog with a diet of predominantly bison
This expired yogurt smells like pootie toots.
by Pootie Toots July 19, 2011
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To have an enjoyable time while drinking Pinot Grigio, often in a desperate attempt to cling to your lost youth or to promote your own line of Pinot Grigio.
Sorry I couldn't pick you up from school, mommy was having turtle time.
by Pootie Toots July 19, 2011
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