poonking

To masturbate whilst taking a shit.

Im poonking the shit out of this toilet.

by nolanj April 13, 2008

pooptine

Turds and gravy served over fries.

One order of Pooptine, please.

by Brougham96 June 28, 2015

sky pooping

When one sits on top of the bathroom stall and takes a dump. If it lands in the toilet that's ten points and if you miss you have to clean it up with your mouth. As seen in LAB Productions film "Sky Pooping"

Did you see Brandon Isley sky pooping in LAB's new movie?

by Jmanatlabproductions September 24, 2013

poopinashit

When after you take ahot-and-steamyor drop a log, you peer into the abyss and see that the fruits of your labor is two different colors. Not to be confused with camo-turd.

Hubby: "Hey baby, I think I need to go to the hospital!"

Wifey: "Why do you need to go to the hospital,Baby?"

Hubby(with a very concerned look on his face says): "Cause I just created apoopinashitand I haven't even ate aburritotoday!"

by rubtwostix February 14, 2012

Poopinstockin

Feeling like poop in a stocking. If you feel like poop (sick, in pain, bad) and you put that poop (sickness, pain, bad feeling) in a stocking then you would feel like trapped poop. This is not ideal since being trapped means it's hard to get out of something so you would have a hard time not feeling like poop.

I keep coughing and it's making me feel like poopinstockin.

by Lil Bougie November 26, 2013

Pookins

A gay nickname used to mess with your friend or as a term of endearment if you’re gay

Alejandro Spedbean: hey Tuani Wuani POOKINS!

Tuani Wuani: stop calling me pookins faggot

by Tuantingtong July 29, 2018

Insta-pooping

The action of scrolling through instagram while pooping.

I caught my husband insta-pooping.

by Mama_Jess November 27, 2016