paedonoia

Derived from a combination of "paedophile" and "paranoia" - used to describe the closure of a service, website, etc. because of the potential fear that it MIGHT be abused by paedophiles.

A bit like closing down your car dealership because you're afraid one of your customers MIGHT run someone over.

Paedonoia caused the closure of yet another internet service today.

by Mikky April 3, 2004

Paedofile

A paedofile is a round file used to make small holes bigger in woodwork or metalwork.

Hand me that paedofile .

by kam75xx February 12, 2019

Paedo

Pronounced 'Pedo', Paedo is a slang word for Paedophile, meaning the act of older people hooking up, perving on, following or wanting to get in close sexual contact with younger peers.

"My new teacher is such a Paedo, he keeps looking at me."

by LaurrennC April 21, 2008

Padookie

A stretchy cloth covered elastic used to put hair into a ponytail.

Hey home girl, you gotta padookie I can borrow? Its so damn hot.

Oh no boo boo, I only got one and Im using it.

by Notalex216 April 30, 2011

Pardon the gas

Excuse my flatulence, please.

Pardon the gas,
it had to pass,
unfortunately for you,
it came out my ass!

by Burt Farp January 2, 2007

spiritual paedophile

a psychologically highly developed person who takes an interest in a less developed member of the opposite sex.

this phenomenon may result in a relationship after a guidance period.

our headmaster's a spiritual paedophile - he's taken the sports teacher under his wing... i think he's planning on taking her under his desk, as well

by geek.neo May 5, 2010

Paedofinder General

A character from the BBC show 'Monkey Dust' representative of the burgeoning witch-hunt mentality against alleged paedophiles in the UK.

"By the power vested in my by that bloke I met in the pub - who is *sure* - I now pronounce you...a paedophile

by Dan February 1, 2005