U.R.P

Stands for Utterly Random Person
Term used when a person who you dont know or recognise speaks to you like there your friend when in truth they WANT to be you friend

Dude avert eyes potential U.R.P!

by Adam intern October 17, 2004

F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X

An awesome song by the experimental rock group The Fall of Troy on their album Doppleganger. It's a remix of F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P. (which is an acronym for absolutely nothing), which is also a good song. It is now well known after its appearance on Guitar Hero III.

Never heard of The Fall of Troy before until I played their song F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X on Guitar Hero!

by The Uplift Mofo Party Plan January 16, 2008

S.A.R.P

Skin heads against racial predicisiom

Racist: Dude asians suck! You should agree your a skinhead!
S.A.R.P:NO! racial predisists suck my fat cock!

by suckmyfattcock October 23, 2008

P.R.N.

Puffy. Red. Nipples.

Wow look at Jordans P.R.N.daddy!!! Said jimmy.

PRN hoe.

Sit and spin hoe. PRN hoe.

by PRNho December 13, 2015

R.P.S.

Accronym for:
Restless
Penis
Syndrome

A condition that most males suffer from adolesence through adulthood. It causes many restless nights, the most common way to treat this condition is through self medication.

(high school girl) "Ohh my gosh, did you see tim? He obviously has R.P.S. What a walking bonner."

by dildosarchenemy April 22, 2008

A.P.R.

Anal Punishment Rehabilitation. A form of torture in which the torturer wishes to "rehabilitate" an uncooperative subject. The torture involves adhering the lips of the person being tortured to the anal rim of a grotesquely obese man in his 40s by way of superglue. The man eats junkfood for the course of 24 hours leading up to the torture in preparation. When the torture is being commenced, the victim is held or bound down, his nose clamped shut with a hand, while the obese man flatulates into the victim's mouth and lungs. The nose is then released so that the methane and flatulent gasses escape and can be tasted. This overwhelms the sinuses with a putrid and lingering odor. Any desire for resistance will have been rehabilitated in the victim who will now be more than eager to divulge any damning infortation.

This draconian practice has been a favorite of various mafia groups as well as the C.I.A.

Goon 1: "He ain't speakin' boss..."
Goon Boss: "Oh yah?"
Goon 2: "Whaddya gonna do boss?"
Goon Boss: "Give 'em the ol' APR boys!"
Goon 1: "Jee boss, are you sure that's
necessary?"
Goon Boss: "Shaddap and do what I tell ya if you know what's good for ya!"

by Muay Thai April 6, 2004

M.M.O.R.P.G

a word in the big book of geeks, M.M.O.R.P.G a.k.a massivly multiplayer online role playing game, to some known as the way of liie and to some a complete turn off.

geek:hey jenny,i cant believe your the head of the cheerleading team!
jenny:why?
geek:because i was planning on asking you out!
jenny: why wouldent you
geek: because i was to busy playing my M.M.O.R.P.G!
jenny:AHHHH GEEK! ACTIVATE ANTI-GEEK WEAPON
geek:MY EYES! DID YOU HAVE TO USE PEPPER SPRAY?!

by wjbkvbjk October 16, 2005