pastafarian orthodox

the belief that religion should be kept out of public schools without the belief in the other acts of pastafarianism

"DOOD this is so cool lets all worship the flying spaghetti monster and stuff!"

"i dont think that religion should be taught in public schools but that flying spaghetti monster shit is obviously fake. im a member of the pastafarian orthodox church"

by blitch May 4, 2010

randy orton

An incredible wrestler who is not given enough credit. Will go far in the WWE. Should not be hated because he's better than John Cena. The Age of Orton will live on forever!

Oh man, did you see Randy Orton RKO John Cena yesterday? Orton kicks ass!

by bonnaroo 08! May 16, 2008

orthomimeography

n.; written, recorded or printed material pertaining to or depicting mimes posing as or emulating bones.

(Plural: -phies; adjective: -phic; verb: -phize.)

"There, amidst the clutter of periodicals and myriad useless prined materials, Cedric found the orthomimeography atop his woodburning kit."

i.e. on usage: Orthomimeographies are orthomimemographized by orthomimeographers skilled in the orthomimeographic arts. They are performed by orthopedic mimes.

by CavemanMP August 17, 2011

Ortonism

Ortonism is the fictitious religion that worships WWE Superstar Randy Orton.

...and the Orton cometh down to the ring of battle from the crowd of his holy Ortonism followers and smited the heathen Kurt Angle with his mighty RKO!

by Ortonist Prime June 22, 2006

randy orton

An example of where a few blowjobs to higher-ups will take you in the WWE.

Any superstar who wants to be world champ, just Randy Orton your way to your goal.

by jen August 18, 2004

orkhon

a very smart person who eats children and shoots jojo fans

person 1: did you just eat a kid

person 2: damn your a orkhon

by dantdmisgayyes February 21, 2021

Orthodoxou

N. A pre-op-transexual Greek midget that is conflicted over his love for goats and other barnyard animals. Also one who suffers from career delusions; and is most clearly suited to the fine art of male nursing. Or hair waxing.

V. To masturbate excessively using both hands... and power tools, often in the presence of goats or other barnyard animals in their native environment.

Adj. Excessively neat and tidy, to the point of utter insanity. Also, the colour Mauve.

N. Dude, look out, I see an Orthodoxou incoming. Watch your backside!

V. Dude, what the hell is wrong with you, don't Orthodoxou out on me!

Adj. This is the most totally Orthodoxou pad I've ever seen! It's actually a bit disturbing. Hey, what the heck is that goat doing here???

by Samaurai Jack October 11, 2004