blitch's definitions

GG

GG usually means good game, but it also means get good.

teacher: what is the capital of illinois?

kid1: san fransisco?

kid2: GG baddie

by bLiTcH January 8, 2009

18-1

18-1 is probably one of the most embarrassing records to have in football history. It may be thought that winning 18 games and only losing 1 is a good thing, but when that last game is at the super bowl to a wildcard team, it is nothing to brag about.

The patriots went into the super bowl with an 18-0 record. After getting spanked by the giants they went 18-1 and are getting looked down upon than the 49ers.

by bLiTcH February 4, 2008

slave feet

At the heart of every negro is his or her slave feet. Not all negros know that they have slave feet until they actually need to use them.

Jordan never excelled in sports, but when he got caught stealing a t.v, his slave feet instantly kicked in.

by bLiTcH January 10, 2009

macaroni and cheese nipples

A girl who has macaroni and cheese nipples has abnormally long nipples and is lactating. The milk excreted from the nip dries around the end and oozes out uncontrollably, thus looking like day old macaroni and cheese.

Dan: "Dude does courtney have macaroni stuck on her chest?"

Gil:"No dude i think shes lactating. She has an extreme case of macaroni and cheese nipples."

by bLiTcH January 8, 2009

sleazy spigot

A sleazy spigot is performed when a woman swallows much semen from her male partner. She then induces herself to vomit all of her stomach's contents back into her partner's mouth.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a sleazy spigot then broke up with me.

what a bitch. i wonder if she at least enjoyed the break up sex.

by bLiTcH January 9, 2008

fishy flapjack

After a long night of foreplay and fingerfucking, the female blue balls her partner. The next morning, the man continues to fingerfuck the female. Only this time, when he is done, he sticks his fingers in her nostrils and mouth, causing a rancid fishy stench to be stuck with her the rest of the day.

Lauren led me on like a whore last night, so this morning i gave her a fishy flapjack. She was pissed that she had to smell her meat wallet for the rest of the day.

by bLiTcH January 10, 2009

cum dunk

When a girl is giving a guy head and refuses to swallow, the man holds her head on his erect penis as if he was dunking her head into a pool of water. She now is left with two choices: drown or swallow. No, biting it off is not an option.

I wasn't even sure if courtney would be a swallower so I didn't take any chances. I gave that hoe the cum dunk.

by bLiTcH February 4, 2008