blitch's definitions

pastafarian orthodox

the belief that religion should be kept out of public schools without the belief in the other acts of pastafarianism

"DOOD this is so cool lets all worship the flying spaghetti monster and stuff!"

"i dont think that religion should be taught in public schools but that flying spaghetti monster shit is obviously fake. im a member of the pastafarian orthodox church"

by blitch May 4, 2010

sleazy spigot

A sleazy spigot is performed when a woman swallows much semen from her male partner. She then induces herself to vomit all of her stomach's contents back into her partner's mouth.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a sleazy spigot then broke up with me.

what a bitch. i wonder if she at least enjoyed the break up sex.

by bLiTcH January 9, 2008

roman column crap

A roman column crap is the type of crap that fights u before going into the toilet but upon landing in the bowl, it crumbles into little turdlets like an ancient roman column from the colosseum.

I took the toughest shit of my life and after i finally gave birth to a roman column crap, it crumbled into little rabbit turds. Why couldnt it do that while in my ass?

by bLiTcH February 29, 2008

egyptian etch-a-sketch

This is the act of twisting your partners nipples 3 complete 360 degree turns and then shaking theyre titties forcefully.

My nurples are so purple because last night Dan gave me the egyptian etch-a-sketch

by bLiTcH January 5, 2008

hot coals

when the hair on a mans balls is so flaming red, that one would attempt to light a cigarette with them

That guy has such a horrible case of firecrotch, his nuts resemble hot coals. I think its time for him to trim.

by bLiTcH January 9, 2008

nigga talk

Nigga talk is another term for rap music or the general way that black people speak.

Nigga: "what it do homie we finna get krunk todeezy?"

respectable white man: "Shut up with that nigga talk, speak english."

by bLiTcH January 8, 2009

get good

when someone does something stupid or sucks at doing anything, you tell them to get good.

You got 10 kills. GET GOOD NOOB!

by bLiTcH January 9, 2008