blitch's definitions

hot coals

when the hair on a mans balls is so flaming red, that one would attempt to light a cigarette with them

That guy has such a horrible case of firecrotch, his nuts resemble hot coals. I think its time for him to trim.

by bLiTcH January 9, 2008

egyptian etch-a-sketch

This is the act of twisting your partners nipples 3 complete 360 degree turns and then shaking theyre titties forcefully.

My nurples are so purple because last night Dan gave me the egyptian etch-a-sketch

by bLiTcH January 5, 2008

cum dunk

When a girl is giving a guy head and refuses to swallow, the man holds her head on his erect penis as if he was dunking her head into a pool of water. She now is left with two choices: drown or swallow. No, biting it off is not an option.

I wasn't even sure if courtney would be a swallower so I didn't take any chances. I gave that hoe the cum dunk.

by bLiTcH February 4, 2008

periodic sex

This is sex when the female partner is on her period. Having periodic sex is not recommended and can get quite messy.

Jordan was so horny from not seeing stacie for months that they decided to have periodic sex. Her bed never smelled the same.

by bLiTcH January 11, 2009

inch pincher

A driver who moves up as close to the line and or car in front of him as if it will make him or her get anywhere any faster

Driver: This guy keeps riding my ass, as if i can go anywhere in this red light.

Passenger: Yeah hes a worthless inch pincher.

by bLiTcH September 28, 2008

sleazy spigot

A sleazy spigot is performed when a woman swallows much semen from her male partner. She then induces herself to vomit all of her stomach's contents back into her partner's mouth.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a sleazy spigot then broke up with me.

what a bitch. i wonder if she at least enjoyed the break up sex.

by bLiTcH January 9, 2008

fishy flapjack

After a long night of foreplay and fingerfucking, the female blue balls her partner. The next morning, the man continues to fingerfuck the female. Only this time, when he is done, he sticks his fingers in her nostrils and mouth, causing a rancid fishy stench to be stuck with her the rest of the day.

Lauren led me on like a whore last night, so this morning i gave her a fishy flapjack. She was pissed that she had to smell her meat wallet for the rest of the day.

by bLiTcH January 10, 2009