blitch's definitions

inch pincher

A driver who moves up as close to the line and or car in front of him as if it will make him or her get anywhere any faster

Driver: This guy keeps riding my ass, as if i can go anywhere in this red light.

Passenger: Yeah hes a worthless inch pincher.

by bLiTcH September 28, 2008

pro choice

The choice that best saves the father's ass, regardless of the pregnant females choice.

Crap i got my girlfriend pregnant. I sure hope shes pro choice. And by pro choice, I mean my choice.

by bLiTcH January 12, 2009

18-1

18-1 is probably one of the most embarrassing records to have in football history. It may be thought that winning 18 games and only losing 1 is a good thing, but when that last game is at the super bowl to a wildcard team, it is nothing to brag about.

The patriots went into the super bowl with an 18-0 record. After getting spanked by the giants they went 18-1 and are getting looked down upon than the 49ers.

by bLiTcH February 4, 2008

GG

GG usually means good game, but it also means get good.

teacher: what is the capital of illinois?

kid1: san fransisco?

kid2: GG baddie

by bLiTcH January 8, 2009

macaroni and cheese nipples

A girl who has macaroni and cheese nipples has abnormally long nipples and is lactating. The milk excreted from the nip dries around the end and oozes out uncontrollably, thus looking like day old macaroni and cheese.

Dan: "Dude does courtney have macaroni stuck on her chest?"

Gil:"No dude i think shes lactating. She has an extreme case of macaroni and cheese nipples."

by bLiTcH January 8, 2009

pastafarian orthodox

the belief that religion should be kept out of public schools without the belief in the other acts of pastafarianism

"DOOD this is so cool lets all worship the flying spaghetti monster and stuff!"

"i dont think that religion should be taught in public schools but that flying spaghetti monster shit is obviously fake. im a member of the pastafarian orthodox church"

by blitch May 4, 2010

Arizona

The driest, hottest, most boring state in the country. It is filled with retards mutated by incest and nuclear weapons. See shithole.

Have you ever been to Arizona?

Fuck no, and I dont ever plan on it

Why not?

I dont want to lose my anal virginity to one of those incest fucktards.

by bLiTcH November 17, 2007