orthopedic
orthopedic by Otolorin December 25, 2018
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Orthopedic surgeon
An orthopedic surgeon is someone who is specialized in bones. For example, i have a bad knee injury, and i’ll have to get 2 or 3 surgeries next year, and the orthopedic will do the surgeries.
An orthopedic is also someone who helps people, like me. He sent me to do physical therapy, and i was the youngest there and all the other people was 60+ qnd he had done surgery on almost all of them.
An orthopedic is also someone who helps people, like me. He sent me to do physical therapy, and i was the youngest there and all the other people was 60+ qnd he had done surgery on almost all of them.
“Hey i went to the orthopedic yesterday and i need surgery”
Doctors: i’m gonna send you to an orthopedic surgeon.
Doctors: i’m gonna send you to an orthopedic surgeon.
Orthopedic surgeon by aniclasen13 December 10, 2019
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Orthopedic Shoes
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orthopedick
An orthopaedist who is an absolute ass and moron when it comes to dealing with his patients questions and worries.
"All i did was ask a question", whined Lance
"Yeah and he shot you down with that I-am-all-knowing attitude...what an orthopedick!" replied Janet
"Yeah and he shot you down with that I-am-all-knowing attitude...what an orthopedick!" replied Janet
orthopedick by Quills13 January 22, 2012
orthopidiology
Function: noun
: the study of medicine concerned with the correction or prevention of deformities, disorders, or injuries of the skeleton and associated structures.G
: the study of medicine concerned with the correction or prevention of deformities, disorders, or injuries of the skeleton and associated structures.G
orthopidiology by Bonz December 3, 2007
Orthopedophile
An aspiring doctor or surgen that is clealy entering the business because of their interest in children
Orthopedophile by The big ticket January 29, 2015
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