Orthon

Orthon is the home planet of the mystical creature, the sasqualien. This planet has North orthonian baby boy worblers roaming around annoying people and there are groaning trees that grow i-pods on them. It is a fairly wierd planet

I'm going to Orthon for my galactic vacation.

by Rubis Scotolo January 8, 2007

Ortonville

Ortonville Ortonville,

Oh how you make us cry,
We study all day and party all night,

Yet our GPA is not a good sight

There’s not much to do
In little ol ortonville
But study all day,

So we can flee
“Yawhee yawhee, to OCC !”

Shout out to the library,

Where long days end,

and homework
Is never ever finished

And Shout out to the bridge
“Thats dope”

Oh, Little ol ortonville
Where dreams lie
Some want to die
But the popcorn chicken
At BHS

Makes us feel alive!
wE ARe bLAaCK hAWKs

We have pride
And chromebooks!
But no wifi.

Ortonville is where sad teenagers live

Yawhee yawhee, ortonville pride!

by uhnahnimiss December 29, 2018

Orthodontics

BDSM for the teeth. You know you're into kinky shit when you get braces.

Friend 1: "Yo I just got braces. Man, they suck."
Friend 2: "Oh... I see you're into orthodontics."
Friend 1: "No! It's just that my teeth need to be straightened."
Friend 2: "Sure, man. It's 2019. We don't kink shame. And your teeth can be as gay as they want."

by aglorifiedpotatowithlegs October 30, 2019

orthogender

Not transgender. That is, having the socially expected gender identity for the sex one was assigned at birth. Used in preference to the word cisgender which many orthogender people reject as being applied to them by other groups.

Sarah always asked people to respect her self identity and use the term orthogender.

by Orthiopterix November 6, 2013

orthopod

n. specialist physician; an orthopedist or orthopedic surgeon

1. Karen Allen was laughing so hard that she fell down and broke her wrist. She kept up the witty repartee even when seeing the orthopod at the ER.

2. It's ironic that Dr. Rosenberg broke his arm in an ice-hockey game, because he's the orthopod who treated Bobby Hull.

by hmakav December 14, 2010

orphone

A cellphone that has gone missing for days on end. A phone without a home.

I have looked all over the house and checked several lost-and-founds for my phone, but I can't find it anywhere. Please come home, little orphone!

by drwhat June 12, 2013

Ortholysis

(noun): the wrapping around of a mathematical function under transformation into a higher nth-dimensional space where n > 2 and n ∈ ℤ+. This twisting occurs typically when a 2D function is integrated by rotating about the x-axis in order to find the volume of the 3rd-dimensional shape.

Ortholysis is used to describe this behaviour in various different sub-branches of integral calculus. The origin of this word is still unknown. However, this neologism was rumoured to have been coined by a Romanian scientist and mathematician. i

Student: "Would the integral of y=−ze^x about the x-axis give you some sort of pulsar-like ortholysis spirally thing?"
Teacher: "Sort of. It depends on your limits and of course the fact that your equation doesn't consider that a pulsar visualisation with that equation would be rotating about the y-axis!"
Teacher: "And also the fact that the center of mass is not represented accurately in any way and you'd need to make it asymptotic."

by globaldefinitions March 4, 2017