Oprah

A daytime talk-show hosted by the one and only Oprah. The show can be easily summed up as a very annoying, very repetitve show talking endlessly about feelings, drug abuse, and talking to your kids about their feelings so they don't abuse drugs. Even though the show is a never ending supply of stupidity at its finest, one must admit that Oprah weelds much power in the lives of America's soccer moms.

Oprah's show, Oprah is a fine example of what happens when the a super self-important rich woman has to much time on her hands.

by Nimrod1 February 10, 2006

oprah

To coax an answer or confession out of someone with gentle persuasion, like the talk-show host.

"I didn't want to tell her, but she Oprah'd it out of me."

by The Evil Pop Tart February 27, 2005

Oprahed

When Oprah pimps something (ANYTHING!!!) on her show and it immediately sells out.

Customer: "Hi, I'm looking for this book I saw on Oprah today."
Bookseller: "Sorry, that book's been Oprahed, it's sold out."

by Grand Master J-Dizzle July 21, 2008

oprah

Shapeshifter. The only known person in history who can change into any form he/she so desires. This is obviously how she obtains her wealth of information, public opinions and money. She transforms herself into another person to gather what she needs for her overated, overappreciated, decieving day time television show. She feeds on the ignorance of the millions of viewers that worship her.She has supposedly been around since the beggining of time itself, she has asumed many forms and has corrupted many a country. One infamous person you may have heard of, Hitler, was not the man you think he was, he was, as you may have guessed, Oprah, in disguise. She is believed to have been present at the Last Supper. Though she tends to change shapes often, her most famous, and most used form is the overweight, overpaid, deceptive black woman you see on television. She is to be avoided at all costs. She can be anywhere at any time in any shape. You have been warned.

Also see oprah hands

"Hey! Look that water moves like Oprah!"
"Dude, Don't change the way you look like that, I didn't know who you were, you pulled an Oprah."

by Thisnamebetternotbetaken August 14, 2006

Oprah

A rich, powerful, black women, that can buy ANYONE she wants, example: Dr. Phil

You just mad cause you suckas just got Oprahed

by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005

Oprah Winfrey

A rich and famous woman who can shit money - Basically, her asshole is an atm.

Oprah Winfrey: -takes a shit-

*5 mins later, goes back to her show.*

Oprah Winfrey: I just took a big shit, now who wants a brand new mansion for free?

by bas fon September 26, 2008

Oprahcize

To take a real issue or complex problem and reduce it to fluffy, feel-good, "inpirational" emo-orgasms.

He oprahcized that on the matter of the economy we need to have hope, feel good, and challenge ourselves to become ourselves.

by Brendacious February 25, 2008