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brown noser

when someone sucks up so badly to another person, that they are literally up their ass 24/7, which gives them the brown nose
Paul: dude chris is such a brown noser.
Doug: ya i know.
Paul: no man, i mean he actually has a peice of shit on his nose.
by Sotel May 3, 2005
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Noserape

The fun prank of sticking your fingers into the nostrils of an unsuspecting victim, watching their reaction and then running like crazy.
"I just now noseraped the cashier at the McDonalds drive-through. T'was so much fun"
"That's nothing. Harry noseraped a cop. He chased us halfway down the street."
by Hersh85 November 23, 2009
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Nostril Nugget

A prized dry / semi dry booger typically embedded mid to deep nostril and retrieved after deep picking.
I had to use my picker and even pinky finger and almost got my drill just to dig out that nostril nugget booger !
by samgolfing December 15, 2011
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Goldfish NostrilBlaster

The insertion of a goldfish snack into one nostril, the free nostril is then covered, and with a large exhale the goldfish is blasted out from the nostril.
My Goldfish NostrilBlaster flew 5 feet!
by nostrilblaster#1 December 2, 2011
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Neon Nostrade

The most pretty and hot character in hunter hunter with her Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious hair and body! I want her to crush me we’re only a year apart <\3
Neon nostrade is amazing
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nostrologist

A person to which one goes to in order to ensure a healthy and prosperous pair of nostrils. At the nostrologist, one can get a nostrilectomy, a nostril cleaning, or nostril pastic surge, to rid oneself of unsightly hairs and nostril blemishes.
Ken Zhao needs to go the the nostrologist.

The nostrologist is good fun for the whole family!
by dr. C. Nostril Nostronomous October 17, 2007
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nester

a person who lines a toilet seat with toilet paper, paper towels or some other paper product before using a public toilet, then leaves the "nest" of paper on the seat, to the chagrin of everyone else who uses the restroom.
Did you see the goddamn bathroom? The fucking nester left his fucking nest on the toilet again.
by jotis August 3, 2007
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