nades

Short for "grenade." Got it's start in Team Fortress.

"I love EMP Nades"
"Anyone got the nade launcher?"

by TheFeniX March 21, 2003

notes are broke

"notes are broke!" indicates a person who is unable to communicate properly with others. Our helpdesk received an email from someone with no body, just the subject line "notes are broke!" Since then, the phrase has come to mean a poor communicator, or just plain idiocy. There is a gesture that accompanies the phrase. You must flap your arms like a retarded person attempting to fly when you say it. This is of course optional according to context as well as present company.

"So, how're things going?"
"Snakes on a plane man, snakes on a plane."
"Really? What's wrong?"
"Man, you know Cindy in accounting? She's all notes are broke again."

or

"How are things going with the project?"
"Notes are broke, boss, notes are broke."

or

"Have you spoken to the client?"
"Yes, and all I can say is notes are broke."

by Gleznov August 23, 2006

the nods

"The Nods" is a state which every narcotic user (especially heavy narcotics, such as heroin) yearns for.

It is the state in which you drift in and out of conciousness for possibly several hours on end, and is associated with the state of "nirvana".

It's literally to the point where you feel so good you don't care if you are are asleep or awake, because you'll feel great anyway

When a person has "the nods" they feel very, very good, and is typically, after a "rush" the second favorite thing on any junkie's "to do" list after using narcotics.

It's basically every junkie's dream.

Damn! I can't believe that guy cought the nods off just 20mg of oxycontin.

by nezZario June 1, 2006

cornell notes

On the eigth day Satan decended, in jew form, and created cornell notes. And the Jew ascended into the mountains in the north of city of angels and seeing as the people were with mirth the jew said "Do unto the notes 20 pages a month" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "do unto notes 20 summaries" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "Do unto the notes 10 learning logs" and he saw it was bad. Many trembled in fear and tried to avert this disaster by throwing money at this jew woman with horns. Yet it was to no avail. And the children of Du unto the Arte wept in sorrow, for this creation could not be conquered.

Burn in cornell notes, jew-haters!

by Longman McDickert November 23, 2006

Hit moar notes

Originating from the people playing the popular Guitar Hero series, and originally to denote how to beat a song. Now can be used as a sarcastic response for any situation.

Guy 1: How do I get better with the BR?
Guy 2: HIT MOAR NOTEZ
Guy 1: Does anyone know how to beat the final boss in FFXXV?
Guy 2: HIT MOAR NOTES
Guy 1: How do you suggest I pick up this girl?
Guy 2: Hit moar notes

by awesomecomb June 22, 2009

Nopeswa

Absolute fucking chad but isnt very good at spelling and doesnt have common sense

Bro are u tripping you actin like a nopeswa fr

by McPotato_ March 17, 2022

Sleep Notes

1. When, in class you are taking notes, but becoming increasingly tired. You end up falling asleep several times, but are still trying to take notes. Next thing you know, class is over and what you look down at are your sleep notes. They start with the correct information, and steadily become more illegible and harder to understand. They will often incorporate small dreams you had, or you will accidentally write what people near you are saying, instead of what the teacher is saying. They may include doodles and scribbles that even you cannot decipher.

Ring!

Teacher: Alright everyone, have a good weekend!

John: Oh man, class is over?

Steve: Yeah, you slept through the entire thing.

John: Oh man, check out these sleep notes! I started with a timeline about the colonization of America that turned into a scene out of Family Guy, and then I see what looks like a smiley face, with lines trailing off of it.

by pearljammers December 2, 2009