Cause you touch yourself at night...

Phrase used to answer a question involving 'why' or 'how'. Usually sounds perverted, such as the phrase 'Thats what she said'

"Daddy. Why are there no dinosaurs?"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

"How is this possible?!"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

by Mr. Frank the Urbanite February 21, 2009

Work night

The night before a work day

"Tonight is a work night"

by zman4593 May 30, 2016

Tuesday Night Slayer

A legend on college campuses that is rarely seen and never identified. He goes out on tuesday nights looking for his next victim.

The man...
The myth...
The legend...

He is the Tuesday Night Slayer

A: Did you hear?
B: What?
A: Tuesday Night Slayer has struck again.
B: Poor girl...

by TNS fan club president November 6, 2010

Late Night Feelings

Late Night Feelings are those melancholic feelings that you get when you're alone at home as night grows later and later. Caused by beeing sleepy, they disappear the next morning and make you feel like a retard.

1: What a beautiful night! How are you?
2: I don't know, I feel odd. Damn late night feelings.

by Ultraaa April 25, 2013

Friday Night Fuckin'

When you fuck someone, and immediately start playing Friday Night Funkin' afterwards.

Bro me and my girl did some Friday Night Fuckin' last night

by GalaxyPancakesOwO March 20, 2021

Friday Night Live

When a lonely guy goes home on a friday night and violently masturbates in his closet, with a sheet of sandpaper, all alone.

Austin: Hey whats up Nick? Why didnt you text me back on Friday?

Nick: Oh sorry man I was up all night doing a friday night live.

Austin: Oh sounds rough. You should invite me next time.

Nick: No. I need my alone time.

by Black Tranny Rimjobs April 1, 2010

Jeans night

An incredibly regretful hookup that makes you question reality. If you have a Jean night, expect to not be sexually attracted to a woman for a few days after.

“Yeah man, it was bad, last night was definitely a jeans night for me”

by Jeans_night December 10, 2021