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Narps

1. narps. n. nAArps - the theoretical term of a personally cursed nonexistent object.

2. narps. also used as an interjection.

origin. modern eastern american word concieved of various interjectory phrases of anger and inanimate cursing.
"Andrew I am so angry I could rip your fucking narps off!"

"Narps! Narps! Narps!"

"Oh narp it all!"
by The Narped Among Narpless December 18, 2009
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NARP

Noun
1. "Not A Real Person"; An insult to a persons perception of reality.
Blake:(after getting off water ride) "I smell like water"
Shaun:"Dude, you are such a NARP."
by Shaun M. October 9, 2006
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Related Words
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naacp

Niggas aren't always cocking pistols
NAACP. From the great Easter nigga Charlie brown. "Who the fuck cares about this niggers and muther fuckers bullshit I got bigger tities to lick right now like what kind a diamond encrusted contraband I'm gona swipe from the abua daba sand mules at the mall..
by crackerass MF January 2, 2008
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Narps

Nipples that are hard for no apparent reason.
She was just sitting there when she noticed she had narps.
by SodaGirl May 27, 2005
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NARP

Not A Real Person.

A term that gives a name to the few and the freaky, delivers a word for those who are left speechless, and grants humor to the unavoidable victims of narpiness. There are socially inappropriate people. There are unrealistic and delusional people. There are people with unecessary comments and unrestrained word purging.

And then there are narps.
Person: What on earth is that in your window.
NARP: The highpower binoculars on the tripod is your dad's birthday gift from me. They're specifically for this purpose as well as astronomy.
Person: NARP.
by ChepeChepe June 20, 2012
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narp

(noun) Acronym for "Not A Real Person." Narps are characterized by traits that render them unidentifiable within a contemporary, cultural context.

A NARP has a higher chance of:
- Being a savant in something.
- Popping into random social situations.
- Wearing the same outfit every day.
- Uttering inappropriately timed comments.
ARP: But if that doesn't work, what's your Plan B?

NARP: I had to get Plan B once with this girl cause I had sex with her.
by super deely 2 May 6, 2011
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narp juice

When dropping a mad duece; it's the toilet water that splashes up on your ass from the pure velocity of your log.
Hey Rick, can you pass me another roll of toilet paper?  I have been soaked again by narp juice.
by asshat47 April 2, 2009
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