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how i met your mother

A hilarious show involving five unique characters:

Ted: The main character of the show. He tells his kids the story of how he met their mother. Meaning that the entire show is in the past.

Marshall: The lovable character who always knows what to say.

Lilly: Marshall's fiance. crazy but hilarious and cute all the same.

Barney: The heart of the show. Unbelievably creepy and sex addicted. but definitely the funniest character out there. Kind of like Kramer was in Seinfeld.

Robin: An independent and beautiful woman. The entire first season is about Robin and Ted's "undiscovered love" for each other.
Scene From How I Met Your Mother:

Barney: Then we're gonna meet some ladies, It's gonna be legendary!
Ted: Don't say "legendary" your too liberal with the word "legendary".
Flashback to Barney at Ted's door in a snow suit:
Barney: Ted! we're building an igloo in central park! It's gonna be Legendary! Snow suit up!
Ted slams door in Barney's face.
by Tom Bensley October 3, 2007
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Motherchip

The unavoidable "Mega" chip on a plate of nachos.

The chip is usually laden with cheese and has a majority of the toppings stuck to it. It can consist of one or many chips fused together.

Someone always has to eat it, however when the plate of nachos is worked down to the motherchip, everybody hesitates to see who will grab it. The person who does usually has to apologize for taking it.
".........."

"Sorry guys, but I'm going for the motherchip. You snooze you lose."
by ColinN. December 21, 2008
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Dead Beat Mother

A dead beat mother is a bitch who puts her own selfish needs before her children. A bitch that will make sure that she's groomed, but doesn't care about the appearance of her kids. A bitch who claims to do it all on her own but secretly has her baby daddy on child support. A bitch who is more concerned about the next MF instead of making sure her kids are taken care of. A bitch who will down talk a woman who makes her children her first priority while she could give two fucks about the ones she gave birth to.
She thinks she's mother of the year, but the world knows she's truly a dead beat mother.
by Fuxxxxxxkyou June 19, 2016
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motherflipping

motherflipping a less offensive alternative to motherfucking used when you dont want to be too vulgar
that motherflipping son of a gun broke into my house last night and stole my fleets than tried to sell them back to me
by littlejimmie February 23, 2019
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motherflubber

motherflubber a non vulgar non offensive alternative to motherfucker when the use of motherfucker is inappropriate or unwanted
my neighbors dog shit on my porch and he refuses to clean it up what a motherflubber
by bluebear May 17, 2020
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Mathew Meagher

A beast standing at 6’5 245 pounds that will absolutely clap your girls cheeks and make a video titled “boys, I’ve got something to tell you” all while skipping leg day.
Wow Mathew Meagher is so sexy I would let him bang my sister, I can’t get over his sexy and beautiful physique.
by XSexHaver69 December 23, 2021
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Hey mother... want another?

"Check out that milf."

"Hey mother... want another?"
by acidnoir August 25, 2013
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