Mofone

A Mother Fucking Phone

Man: look at my new Moto Droid

Cletus: Dat dears ah Mofone!

by Wonton27 January 19, 2010

Des Moines

The capital of the state of Iowa; pronounced "duh moyn" NOT "dez moyn-ez."

"Let's go to Dez Moinez"

"Huh?"

"Oh sorry. I mean, Des Moines."

by Pseudonym121 August 6, 2009

monefa

Slang for money!

Guy1: Aye wassam
Guy2: Nun playa what it do
Guy1: Shid, gettin this monefa
Guy2: hunchos!

by Tina Bee September 30, 2013

Mooner

Someone who trades stocks or crypto from following influencers who post alerts when to buy or sell. You will often find them saying “To the moon”, with a rocket emoji🚀 over and over like a broken record because it’s the last fleeting hope they have for financial freedom.

Troy made 532$ From following this redditor who told him when to buy and sell his stock with GameStop. Now he screams to the moon from every roof top and follows the redditors advice like he’s the second coming of Christ.

Troy is such a mooner

by FreeArrow June 22, 2022

monetarily violated

Where someone makes unauthorized purchases on your account.

"Some weeaboo hacked my PayPal account and bought over $3000 of anime on CrunchyRoll. I felt monetarily violated."

by TheReaper719 August 23, 2017

mionee

Awesome person

Hello there Mionee

by a person from somewhere October 16, 2018

Des Moines Surprise

To surprise a girl who's giving you head by peeing. Extra points if she's deep throating you.

I timed my Des Moines Surprise so well that she will never speak to me again, though she went away well hydrated.

by Superscope March 1, 2008