spanish for "wet floor", but it sounds like it could easily be a swear word if you dont know any spanish. Makes many people think your are swearing, even though you arent.
Person1:*Bumps papers onto floor* "PISO MOJADO!!".
Person 2: "LOL, whats that mean?"
Person 1: "Nothin, just sounds good."
Person 2: "LOL, whats that mean?"
Person 1: "Nothin, just sounds good."
by the22ice April 24, 2005
Get the piso mojado mug.A derogatoty term used for Mexican Nationals (particularly illeagal aliens), by native born Hispanic people of New Mexico, and southern Colorado. The term is a derivation of the word mojado(Spanish for wet)thus the term is similar to "wet back".
by Phill Maestas September 30, 2007
Get the mojau mug.The 2nd most Top ratchet School in Las Vegas. Everytime you step on there campus it be smelling like cows Shit all day . They got the most fakest bitches up in there . All there sport teams suck . They got to many Mexicans that try to act hard . Too many black people that try to be the ruler up in there when there really not . Theres a lot of white people that try to fit in to be black or mexican (fake ) .! Theres Asians that are just there chillen . Broke ass school in the history !
by La-ah November 23, 2013
Get the Mojave high school mug.a common mistake made when singing the song "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson. The actual word is crescendo but some mentally challenged people believe that it is 'mocashendo'
Leigh (singing): ...it was the sound of mocashendo
James: for the last time Leigh, the word is crescendo. You are a tit
James: for the last time Leigh, the word is crescendo. You are a tit
by Leigh_T_S April 20, 2008
Get the mocashendo mug.Mojang Support, also known as Minecraft Support, is one of the worst customer services you will ever find out there for a multibillion company like Mojang. With a response time of many weeks to even months and useless, lazy, POS that can't even do their job as support agents, they are an absolute disgrace to Minecraft and Microsoft.
If you do actually get a response from these assholes, they will almost always try to come up with an excuse not to help you with your Java account related issue, claiming their policy doesn't allow whatever you specifically asked them to do, even if the official website says otherwise. Because of this, people deliberately resubmit their support tickets hoping to get a reply from a different representative that actually has a brain and can understand English, which isn't always feasible given the long response time and the large number of incompetent idiots with account administration tools that Mojang is paying to do nothing but give canned responses...
If you do actually get a response from these assholes, they will almost always try to come up with an excuse not to help you with your Java account related issue, claiming their policy doesn't allow whatever you specifically asked them to do, even if the official website says otherwise. Because of this, people deliberately resubmit their support tickets hoping to get a reply from a different representative that actually has a brain and can understand English, which isn't always feasible given the long response time and the large number of incompetent idiots with account administration tools that Mojang is paying to do nothing but give canned responses...
Example 1:
Player: My account got hacked into, please help me recover it!
*Two months later*
Mojang Support: Please locate your Transaction ID from 10 years ago and provide a long list of information that you most likely don't have, and then we might help you!
Player: I finally got everything you asked for, can you help me now?
Mojang Support: Sorry for the inconvenience, but for security reasons I am not going to touch your account!
*Support Agent closes the ticket without notifying the player or sending a "Rate Our Support email"*
*Player submits the ticket again and hopes to get a reply from another support agent by the next month*
Example 2:
Player: One of my past usernames has my real life full name in it, it is personally identifiable information and because name history is public, I would like to have that particular name removed! The website says you remove usernames in such cases, if they contain personally identifiable info.
*Two months later*
Mojang Support: Sorry for the inconvenience, but we can only remove past usernames if they contain a full first and last name!
*Support Agent closes the ticket without notifying the player or sending a "Rate Our Support email"*
Player: Can you even read what I said 8 weeks ago, you stupid fucking dumbass? This is a serious issue!
*Player submits the ticket again and hopes to get a reply from another support agent by the next month*
Player: My account got hacked into, please help me recover it!
*Two months later*
Mojang Support: Please locate your Transaction ID from 10 years ago and provide a long list of information that you most likely don't have, and then we might help you!
Player: I finally got everything you asked for, can you help me now?
Mojang Support: Sorry for the inconvenience, but for security reasons I am not going to touch your account!
*Support Agent closes the ticket without notifying the player or sending a "Rate Our Support email"*
*Player submits the ticket again and hopes to get a reply from another support agent by the next month*
Example 2:
Player: One of my past usernames has my real life full name in it, it is personally identifiable information and because name history is public, I would like to have that particular name removed! The website says you remove usernames in such cases, if they contain personally identifiable info.
*Two months later*
Mojang Support: Sorry for the inconvenience, but we can only remove past usernames if they contain a full first and last name!
*Support Agent closes the ticket without notifying the player or sending a "Rate Our Support email"*
Player: Can you even read what I said 8 weeks ago, you stupid fucking dumbass? This is a serious issue!
*Player submits the ticket again and hopes to get a reply from another support agent by the next month*
by 14142 February 18, 2021
Get the Mojang Support mug.The female version of mancave. Although the word itself implies motherhood, the woman doesn't necessarily have to be a mother.
Whipped Husband: What the hell happened to my mancave!?
Wife: It's now a momcave.
Whipped Husband: Yes, Dear.
Wife: It's now a momcave.
Whipped Husband: Yes, Dear.
by ThaBigCheesy October 16, 2010
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