A very sexy boi, with a pair of huge butt and penis. Approximately 10000 km long. Very hot on the bed, he'll be a good fuck. His shit is very smelly and huge, a lot of girls called Angela would love him.
by Michael Sundry UK January 11, 2022
Get the Mida Jiang Jiangmug. People that work with Trump always end up getting screwed or losing integrity. For a man who is loves gold he has the Anti-Midas touch!!
by 50 Spence October 23, 2017
Get the Anti-Midas Touchmug. The sexiest person I've ever seen. He has a big black penis (approximately 80 inches) with 6 pairs of testicles. A lot of girls named Angela would love him very much.
by Michael Sundry UK January 11, 2022
Get the Mida Jiang Jiangmug. His cock is sooo sexy your cock is fucking nothing to it. His cock is soooo big that when he fucks marigold she has it coming out her mouth.
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So you like my dick? It’s… nothing much.
Oh… my… how did you get it.
It’s my ‘special Midas’ big sexy cock’.
So you like my dick? It’s… nothing much.
Oh… my… how did you get it.
It’s my ‘special Midas’ big sexy cock’.
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 4, 2022
Get the Midas’ big sexy cockmug. After the mythological Greek King Midas, whose touch turned things into pure gold: Someone whose actions create trouble, misery, chaos, fear, and cruelty. (Coined 3 June 2025 by a California nurse.)
Those tariffs; the illegal deportations; those attacks on law firms and universities; the depredations of Elon Musk and DOGE; the slashing of congressionally approved funding; the mass firings--that Trump is a total shit-Midas.
by Reglet June 4, 2025
Get the Shit-Midasmug. A worthless, scandalous A+ certification teacher who has yet to implore any small amount of knowledge upon his students.
Relative to a great man known as "Uncle Randy" who has been in the slammer for some time now.
Relative to a great man known as "Uncle Randy" who has been in the slammer for some time now.
by Vrippa March 1, 2005
Get the Mida Bunkmug. Buff ass thicc lady, got hella ass, major tiddy. Once killed an old lady but that is neither here nor there.
by mGNssssssssssss May 4, 2022
Get the Midasmug.