two turntables and microphone

Line from a Beck song called "Where It's At". Two turntables and a microphone are supposed to represent a dick; the shaft and two balls...

Where it's at!?!? I got two turntables and microphone!

by Asa Guy December 28, 2008

Protein Microphone

Descriptive of a penis whilst it is getting sucked

She was gagging for sex, but was dropping clots, so instead she bent down and sucked the protein microphone

by Simon Shott May 8, 2006

microphonium

The mic of the moment. The microphone that you are speaking, singing into or using now. A dildo shaped or large mic.

"He pulled this huge microphonium out"

by PeRRyO November 26, 2006

Microphony

A person that lacks the ability to resist the urge to say something ridiculous into an available microphone.

I can't believe Michael proposed to Carol during Kelly's Diwali...He's such a microphony.

by broncogunner October 3, 2008

Microphone abuser

Someone who's spit aggressive on Da mic

Man he dat rapper is a microphone abuser

by Junezrapsoulzzz October 13, 2018

Microhog

When you got a tunacan shaped dick and like to talk about it to your bros for some reason.

"Trip Vee of 'The Lifted' has a microhog. He keeps talking about it to me like I care."

by cryptocuck July 30, 2019

fleshtone microphone

a fleshy phallic material used for multiple purposes including a microphone

Look here bitch if you don't like it, speak into my fleshtone microphone!

by CHEFY CAKES February 24, 2017