microphonium

The mic of the moment. The microphone that you are speaking, singing into or using now. A dildo shaped or large mic.

"He pulled this huge microphonium out"

microphonium by PeRRyO November 26, 2006

microphoning a Rusty Charlie 

during a Rusty Charlie, the man aggressively stimulates the woman’s clitoris

My 55 year old uncle got to microphoning a Rusty Charlie with the 20 year chick he picked up last night.

microphoning a Rusty Charlie by For TIMMAH! July 29, 2018

Microphoning 

Holding up the rotation to tell a story.

As soon as Billy got the blunt he told us a story, but all I cared about was the blunt because I was next in the rotation. I told him to puff puff, and stop microphoning.

Microphoning by evodievo January 13, 2009

microphonic 

adj. to describe hair that is curly, frizzy or afro like.

my hair gets really microphonic if i let it grow, I look like a microphone head.

microphonic by i_eat_paper September 20, 2005