Microthot

A term to describe one who is obsessed and infatuated with Microsoft products, to the point of them believing Microsoft is the perfect brand.

"Did you know Windows 10's telemetry constantly collects your data? That's some creepy shit."
"It's to make Windows 10 better"
"Begone Microthot!"

by FaggotAnderson May 13, 2018

Microphone Spamming

Blowing excessively into the microphone just to piss people off.

"OH GOD DAMN THAT MICROPHONE SPAMMING NERD"

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

"MUTE HIM"

"FFFFFF"

by BadolzoN August 5, 2008

microphone check

A form of foreplay, when a woman gives head before or during sex.

"bro she stopped half way through and gave me a microphone check."

"hey babe before we get started I'm gonna need you to check the microphone"

by Then8ie December 24, 2013

microthong

Extremely tiny thong with just enough material to conceal the pussy. The open variety does not hide pussy, but may have a jewel, pearl or feather hanging seductively over the clit region. Hundreds of different styles by Lola Luna and other manufacturers are available. One daring version consists of a string of pearls which lies between the pussy's inner lips. Its only possible purpose is to stimulate the clitoris when walking or dancing.

In striking gold and green, this open embroidered microthong has a diamante drop front with green sequins and an edging of gold French lace.

by O'Flagherty December 26, 2008

Microtexting

The act of sending multiple texts of less than ten words each to convey a single thought that could have easily been compiled into a single message.

“Oh my god, who the fuck keeps texting you?”
“It’s Vanessa. She just wanted to tell me she’s on her way over.”
“It took her EIGHT messages to say that? That microtexting bitch.

by Star_Index_Media August 13, 2020

microshit fanboy

Someone who is obsessed with Windows 10, other versions of Windows, or other Microsoft products.

Person 1: *Rants in his Zoom call on how Windows 10 is the best*
Person 2: Shut the fuck up, microshit fanboy. Stop the fucking rant.

by sd8322 June 4, 2021

microthong

A tiny patch of material which barely conceals pussy worn provocatively tied low around the hips.

The audience was restless, hungry, panting. Backstage, Yulia squatted in front of the mirror and made a final adjustment to her tiny microthong. The slightest misalignment would be disastrous.

by O'Flagherty January 6, 2008