Skip to main content

Microthot 

A term to describe one who is obsessed and infatuated with Microsoft products, to the point of them believing Microsoft is the perfect brand.
"Did you know Windows 10's telemetry constantly collects your data? That's some creepy shit."
"It's to make Windows 10 better"
"Begone Microthot!"
Microthot by FaggotAnderson May 13, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch

Microphone Spamming 

Blowing excessively into the microphone just to piss people off.
"OH GOD DAMN THAT MICROPHONE SPAMMING NERD"

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

"MUTE HIM"

"FFFFFF"
Microphone Spamming by BadolzoN August 5, 2008

microphone check 

A form of foreplay, when a woman gives head before or during sex.
"bro she stopped half way through and gave me a microphone check."

"hey babe before we get started I'm gonna need you to check the microphone"
microphone check by Then8ie December 24, 2013

microthong 

Extremely tiny thong with just enough material to conceal the pussy. The open variety does not hide pussy, but may have a jewel, pearl or feather hanging seductively over the clit region. Hundreds of different styles by Lola Luna and other manufacturers are available. One daring version consists of a string of pearls which lies between the pussy's inner lips. Its only possible purpose is to stimulate the clitoris when walking or dancing.
In striking gold and green, this open embroidered microthong has a diamante drop front with green sequins and an edging of gold French lace.
microthong by O'Flagherty December 26, 2008

Microtexting 

The act of sending multiple texts of less than ten words each to convey a single thought that could have easily been compiled into a single message.
“Oh my god, who the fuck keeps texting you?”
“It’s Vanessa. She just wanted to tell me she’s on her way over.”
“It took her EIGHT messages to say that? That microtexting bitch.
Microtexting by Star_Index_Media August 13, 2020

microshit fanboy 

Someone who is obsessed with Windows 10, other versions of Windows, or other Microsoft products.
Person 1: *Rants in his Zoom call on how Windows 10 is the best*
Person 2: Shut the fuck up, microshit fanboy. Stop the fucking rant.
microshit fanboy by sd8322 June 4, 2021

microthong 

A tiny patch of material which barely conceals pussy worn provocatively tied low around the hips.
The audience was restless, hungry, panting. Backstage, Yulia squatted in front of the mirror and made a final adjustment to her tiny microthong. The slightest misalignment would be disastrous.
microthong by O'Flagherty January 6, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next