Marriage destroy your life don't get married girls / boys except you gay that's my advice or just do the one night pleasure
Marriage is a sickNess
by Your nightmare honey March 16, 2020
1. A condition where no wife gets what she expected, and no husband expected what he was getting.
2. the process of finding out the kind of guy your wife would have preferred.
3. In America, the only legal method of suppressing freedom of speech.
2. the process of finding out the kind of guy your wife would have preferred.
3. In America, the only legal method of suppressing freedom of speech.
by Nitrolian May 19, 2015
My uncle Joseph got married yesterday. Instead of having his usual fun time down at the club, he had to spend time with his wife. Little did he know that this was going to last forever. This would eventually turn into a horror story, he had kids that he had to take care of. They hated him, he hated them, the wife hated them, they just couldn't figure out what to do. Finally, she had enough and decided to divorce him. This was the end of his life because she took everything he had because he didn't have a prenuptial agreement and he lost everything to her, and he had to keep the kids. He eventually killed himself in an alleyway because he had no home and society called him a failure when they took away his kids because he simply could not raise them with his very low income. The moral of the story? Marriage is outdated and family should be outlawed.
by superlizard234 August 08, 2011
usually refers to when you sign a contract with a phone company in order to buy an iPhone, etc for way less. It means you have to stay with them for three years or pay loads of money to buy out. You can only upgrade after 20 months into your contract or just buy a new phone at full price. It's like a marriage because your stuck with them if you don't want to cough up a big sum to get out of it.
by MarriageContract September 17, 2011
Adopting a grown man as your child
by D-Monkey March 09, 2018