5 definitions by THOT.exe

Penial Distress

When your penis itches to the point where you have to take a razor blade then shave off the first layer of skin to fix the issue.

"I think I need a Penial Distress session."

by THOT.exe January 16, 2018

Urban Dictionary

The fantastic website where you submit your personal definition for "slang" to the site, in which never actually lets your words go public unless you are extremely lucky.

Holy shit Urban Dictionary actually released my definition.

by THOT.exe January 30, 2018

bath saltd

You have spelled bath salts with a "D" rather than an "S" you should change that.

"bath saltd" inst how you spell bath salts

by THOT.exe January 30, 2018

Screenshot

The main reason you are a charged sex-offender.

"The screenshot fucked up my life."

by THOT.exe January 30, 2018

Marriage

What usually happens within a serious relationship, the main cause of "Marriage" is a condition called "Pregnancy"

Marriage is something that almost everyone goes through.

by THOT.exe January 30, 2018