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Landlord

A type of parasite that disguises itself as human in order to horde housing, which it then sells to poor people for more than it's worth in order to make a profit without doing any work. Being a "landlord" is not a real job, but rather an excuse to exploit others without calling it exploitation. Any "person" who willingly decides to become a landlord is objectively evil and must not be trusted.
I'm the primary breadwinner in my landlord's family.
by EgoistLenin April 29, 2024
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Landlord Special

by xyr0ax December 17, 2024
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Landloser

A landloser is would generally be known as a landlord, if they upheld the responsibilities of upkeep that owning a property requires, aside from collecting rent. They will use every trick in the book to avoid said responsibilities, and are high skilled in finding ways to evade their responsibilities. Oftentimes, they gaslight their tenants into accepting responsibility for what they are legally and ethically responsible for.
Our Landlosers didn't plow the snow after a storm and now i'm in the emergency room because I slipped and fell and cannot work anymore.

The Landlosers allowed the plumbing to leak for years and now we have permanent structural damage to the building.

How come every winter, the heat never works, and in the summer the air conditioning never works, I'm so sick of these Landlosers, and I cannot feel my fingers.

Why would the landlosers put a 5amp breaker for the kitchen? The breaker flips if I even try and toast a measly piece of bread in the morning. I thought our landloser was a master electrician?
by GerkMcjerkin February 16, 2025
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Landlocked

When you get trapped between the massage table and the masseuse because they got tired and fall asleep on top of you.
I was late for my wedding because the masseuse I hired landlocked me with his large hairy body !
by Carpet-Master September 1, 2025
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Lanaload

A female who engages in intercourse with 1 brother then onto another brother. These brothers are not fraternity related. but instead 2 biological brothers. A lanaload also fails to keep it clean, and therefore she must often use her mouth as an oral alternative of intercourse to the sexual stimulation of the male brothers' penises.
Bro, you fucked her too? Yah bro, she's a Lanaload, our other brother needs to meet her.
by Eatmyamishpubicle September 10, 2025
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Womb Landlord

You rent the womb for 9 months without paying a single bill.
My mom is a cunt, she is just a womb landlord.
by FancyNancy3111 November 27, 2020
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remiz lalloo

A super cool person who is totally tolerant to beggars. He is extremely calm and everyone wants to be like him
One day when I grow up I want to be a remiz lalloo
by Mohmid Mawtarlar August 7, 2022
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