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Landloser

A landloser is would generally be known as a landlord, if they upheld the responsibilities of upkeep that owning a property requires, aside from collecting rent. They will use every trick in the book to avoid said responsibilities, and are high skilled in finding ways to evade their responsibilities. Oftentimes, they gaslight their tenants into accepting responsibility for what they are legally and ethically responsible for.
Our Landlosers didn't plow the snow after a storm and now i'm in the emergency room because I slipped and fell and cannot work anymore.

The Landlosers allowed the plumbing to leak for years and now we have permanent structural damage to the building.

How come every winter, the heat never works, and in the summer the air conditioning never works, I'm so sick of these Landlosers, and I cannot feel my fingers.

Why would the landlosers put a 5amp breaker for the kitchen? The breaker flips if I even try and toast a measly piece of bread in the morning. I thought our landloser was a master electrician?
by GerkMcjerkin February 16, 2025
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Landover Baptist

The greatest trolls to ever inhabit the internet!

The Landover Baptist webpage is a web page devoted to making grossly exagerated statements of religious zeal in order to expose some of the ridiculous beliefs of some fundamentalist christian churches. They pretend to be highly religious, while at the same time mocking religion by using it against itself. They are so good at what they do, they are often misunderstood.

The church is fictional.
When the Landover Baptists post videos on youtube, most people don't know its a joke.

Most people can't tell that the Landover Baptist are not a real church group.
by Mr green April 29, 2013
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Lagaloser

Someone who is really awkward and quiet, and is constantly late to his friend's houses. He laughs through his nose and never does his homework. Teachers tend to cross him out on their attendance sheets, either because he's on their hit lists or because they want him.
Friend 1: Where's Chris?
Friend 2: Oh, that Lagaloser! He won't be here until 7:30.
by 2 Awesome People December 19, 2011
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landover

An area in PG county Maryland. which is home to a lot of "hoods" in Maryland. Which are two five(2-5), kentland(KLZ), palmer park, woodland park, Cheverly terrace(CTC), Glenarden and lots more. Landover is also the most hyped hood at the GOGO.
Landover landover landover!!! we taking ova. I heard them niggaz from landover.
by Nitty July 9, 2007
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Landover Baptist

A Christian fundamentalist website for "true Christians". The "unsaved are unwelcome."

Has strong opinions against Jews, Democrats, Catholics, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Liberals, poor people, homosexuals, television, blacks, the French, pagans, atheists, and Cat Stevens.

Believes Pixar is an evil propaganda machine controlled by homosexuals.

The church makes most of its profits from website hits and selling "What would Jesus do?" thongs.
Landover Baptist: Where the Worthwhile Worship. Unsaved Unwelcome.
by TheEye5000 January 8, 2005
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Landover Baptist

God's favorite church where True Christians (Baptists) congregate. Landover Baptist is located in Freehold, Iowa and boasts a congregation of 157,000 members and 128 pastors. It preaches the Bible in it's entirety and has no problem telling people they are going to Hell. They pretty much hate everyone who isn't a White Anglo-Saxon Baptist, including, but not limited to Cathylicks, Homosexurals, Jews, Mooslims, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Methodists, Epyskipals, Pentacostals, Blacks, Asians, and anyone else who is unsaved. The church is home to Pastor Deacon Fred, Betty Bowers, Sister Taffy, and Judy O Christian.
Landover Baptist is an incredibly well done parody site that mocks ultra-right wing fundamentalist protestants.
by C February 6, 2004
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landser

Landser fucking rule
by All Skrewed Up September 28, 2006
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