a wack ass fruit nobody has ever heard of
its a funky fruit with an edible tardy peel you can find these ovals in southeast asia
its a funky fruit with an edible tardy peel you can find these ovals in southeast asia
by DiscordReject4 March 24, 2025
Get the kumquat fruitmug. When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet
by Diaries of my dirty sister November 29, 2023
Get the smelly kumquatmug. by Oliversuxbig1s March 21, 2022
Get the purple kumquatmug. e.g.
'Everything happened in 2020. It was a kumquat nightmare!'
'He's out of control. He wore Hello Kitty crocks to his grandad's funeral. He's a real kumquat nightmare.'
'Don't hire her. At her last job, she tried to climb a wall using only her lips. She's a kumquat nightmare.'
'Everything happened in 2020. It was a kumquat nightmare!'
'He's out of control. He wore Hello Kitty crocks to his grandad's funeral. He's a real kumquat nightmare.'
'Don't hire her. At her last job, she tried to climb a wall using only her lips. She's a kumquat nightmare.'
by iseesounds February 27, 2021
Get the kumquat nightmaremug. 
Your testicles.
I haven't biked since the trauma of hitting my kumquats on the frame.
Natalie's kumquats were burned with a bunch of medical waste post-op.
Natalie's kumquats were burned with a bunch of medical waste post-op.
by NegativeReferral May 24, 2025
Get the kumquatsmug. An idiot, fool or poorly informed individual.
AKA: A small fruit bearing tree found in the citrus family that produces edible fruit similar to that of an orange.
AKA: A small fruit bearing tree found in the citrus family that produces edible fruit similar to that of an orange.
by anonymous December 24, 2020
Get the kumquatmug.