jerking the gherkin

To wordmasturbate./word wordChoke the chicken,/word wordwank,/word word flogging the dolphin./word

We caught John jerking the gherkin.

by Miguel Sanchez July 2, 2003

hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking

A ridiculous alternative way to say "have sex." Originated from Juvenile's song "Slow Motion" (2004).

The sexy way in which Penelope operated the binary output flip-flop switch in electrical engineering lab made Bartholomew want to hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking.

by Nick D October 28, 2004

face jerking

the act of being on facebook all of the time, and getting no satisfaction out of it.

my boyfriend spends all of his time looking a posts on facebook, he is just face jerking.

by FreedabeChuck May 15, 2017

Jerking pixels

When you take a break from coding a game to eat some beef jerky that is so tough it could potentially break one of your teeth.

Ah man I was totally pumped for going to GDC but I was jerking pixels to hard and broke one of my teeth, now I look like a hillbilly :-(

by retrogamer4ever March 13, 2013

Jerking off Stalefish

The act of jerking off to your own ass while looking at it in a mirror.

"What the fuck dude you've been in the toliet for 2 hours now"

"Be patient man i'm jerking off stalefish"

by CollaBear June 12, 2012

are you jerking me off?

a term you say when something happens that pisses you off or irritates you

Jimmy: hey did you study for the big test
Me: what test?
Jimmy: the English test
Me: are you jerking me off? We had a test today

by Peanutlicker36 August 15, 2016

Jerking

A dance in Southern Cali, includes reject, jerking, pin drop, etc., also type of music, groups also; New Boys, Rangers, etc.,

We're gunna do a jerking video, and post it on youtube, rate, comment, suscribe

by Fataltolookat July 20, 2009