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Hotel junkie 

one who asks someone and or pays for a hotel every night to get drunk
Friend: Hey Dawna Forrest want me to pay for a hotel for you to get drunk
Dawna: yes please I'm a hotel junkie.
Hotel junkie by Britneysgaf May 12, 2016

hotel quarantine 

Verb. "To completely ruin something beyond belief". Usually done by a dan andrews type of person. (See "Dan Andrews")
A bunch of guys attending a car smashup derby would say this.

Person 1: "Duuuude that car just got hotel quarantined!"
Person 2: "Yeah I know it no longer even looks like a car. Look! The wheels are over the other side of the auditorium!"
hotel quarantine by JaxCrackers October 13, 2020

hotel grizzy 

The act of eating snacks (typically crackers, cookies, chips) in a pitch black room while staring at nothing.

Origin: GOONS Podcast #1 @ 23:20
Dude, I was so hungry last night I had to pull a hotel grizzy.
hotel grizzy by bckydtch January 18, 2021

Hotel prostitute 

A prostitute who is on the payroll of a hotel to serve there guests.She can be asked for at the front desk.
Hotel prostitute by Deep blue 2012 December 29, 2009

hotel california relationship 

A term describing when a long term couple breaks up, but can't stop getting back together multiple times. Derived from the line in the Eagles song, "You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave."
My roomate keeps wanting to get back with his ex-girlfriend, but I keep telling him, "Come on dude, check out of the Hotel California once and for all!"

How long have they been going out? It seems like forever! Naw, they're broken up but I think they're gonna start a Hotel California Relationship now.

hotel california

Song created by the eagles about their drug rehabiltation
hotel california by tommy April 19, 2005