Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem

Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!

by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011

Hormonal Backfire

The guilt you feel after ejaculation if you let your hormones take over your rationalization skills and you become really dirty-minded towards someone else in which there's something to regret afterwards.

Jamal: Dude I sent nudes to Jessica and I felt scared later
Mike: Sounds to me like hormonal backfire

by KoolDashKid November 25, 2017

hormonical

A woman who is beyond hormonal during her months of pregnancy or even post partim .. a combination of hormonal and hysterical feelings all wrapped into one crazy feeling!

You are extremely hormonical

by Ac481 January 2, 2018

Hormonal

1. Effected by ones hormones especially when causing mood changes and/or sexual desire/arousal

2. Anything related to hormones

Parent: Son why are you acting so hormonal control yourself and stop getting enraged and acting perverted

16 year old: But I’m a man I can’t help but be impulsive and salacious!

by DiscipleOfGod October 13, 2020

Hormonizing

The process of hormonal therapy

My daughter is on a hormonizing schedule as she transitions.

by Etienne March 29, 2022

hormone

A fagot or homosexual

god your such a hormone

by cutie27346 May 29, 2020

watermelon hormone

the sweet smell of pussy !

damn ruby just walked by and i smelled the watermelon hormone she's full and so sweet!

I just wanna knock on her melons to get a little bit of that melon hormone from that snarky bitch!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself July 20, 2022