If you are playing "Hide the Sausage", you are having sex, another version is "Spear the bearded clam".
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this school consist of sluts,drug addics,fake people,drag queens,pretty much everything u could think of hidden oaks has.Hidden oaks middle school has the worst teachers ,kids who smoke weed behind teachers and the teachers are to blind to notice,vaping in the bathroom,bad role models ,and rude teachers.Half the kids at hidden oaks have sex before they turn 12 and start doing drugs in 6th grade.
ellen:where did Mary go before she got put in rehab for drugs.
Alex:she went to hidden oaks middle school
Alex:she went to hidden oaks middle school
by exposedbich October 3, 2019
Get the Hidden oaks middle school mug.It means someone is going to give someone else a hard spanking probably using a belt or strap. The phrase was used to indicate strong punishment by an authority figure over a child.
"If I catch you drinking or gambling again, I'm gonna tan your hide, young man!"
My Pa would say 'he's gonna tan my hide' if he caught me smoking this pipe.
My Pa would say 'he's gonna tan my hide' if he caught me smoking this pipe.
by Old Timer December 23, 2013
Get the I'm gonna tan your hide mug.Useless at best, causing severe damage at worst. Similar to saying, "As much use as a bull in a china shop."
Guy 1: Damn it... My sister ruined my school project again.
Guy 2: Wow. She's as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.
Guy 2: Wow. She's as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.
by Ur waifu June 7, 2016
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Jill's lemonade is playing BP hide-n-seek! My guess is that roughly 25% has absorbed into the cup, 10% has killed the surrounding wild life, and the remaining 40% has ruined the tourism economy.
by D-Feld August 6, 2010
Get the BP hide-n-seek mug.A type of investment fund with very high fees for investors and a focus on complex financial derivatives. Hedge funds charge around 20% of returns (sometimes a lot more) plus a flat fee of typically 2%.
Originally hedge funds were based on the concept of risk hedging; high-yield investments are always riskier than low-yield ones, so a fund manager could presumably put all the money in one instrument with enormous risk and hope for the best. That is, to put it bluntly, insane. So the manager uses a strategy of hedging risk as cheaply as possible, such as a very elaborate combination of derivatives that rise in value if the main asset declines in value.
Hedge funds are organized to be very exclusive, requiring a very long commitment and limited membership. The managers are much more daring and will take much more aggressive risks than mutual funds.
Originally hedge funds were based on the concept of risk hedging; high-yield investments are always riskier than low-yield ones, so a fund manager could presumably put all the money in one instrument with enormous risk and hope for the best. That is, to put it bluntly, insane. So the manager uses a strategy of hedging risk as cheaply as possible, such as a very elaborate combination of derivatives that rise in value if the main asset declines in value.
Hedge funds are organized to be very exclusive, requiring a very long commitment and limited membership. The managers are much more daring and will take much more aggressive risks than mutual funds.
The largest hedge fund company is JP MorganChase.
During the first decade of the '00's, hedge funds outperformed most other asset classes. But when they melt down, like LTCM in 1997, it can be a huge event.
During the first decade of the '00's, hedge funds outperformed most other asset classes. But when they melt down, like LTCM in 1997, it can be a huge event.
by Sorry, the good guys lost September 4, 2010
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