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red handed

The exact moment of seeing a person doing illegal acts.
Caught red handed! You're under arrest for vandalism, stealing, smoking indoors, and driving drunk!
by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 4, 2016
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left handed cigarette

A left handed cigarette is marijuana.

It can also be a non-sensical phrase said just to be ironic.
"you got any more left handed cigarettes?"
"No, the cop took them all."

I need a left handed cigarette to go with my left handed beer bottle.
by Jana November 16, 2004
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Left-handed monkey wrench

A fictitious tool. A monkey wrench has no left-handed or right-handed versions. Often used as a practical joke, i.e. telling someone to find a left-handed monkey wrench for you.
"Hey, will you go find me a left-handed monkey wrench? I need to fix this pipe."
by Fictitious Plumber January 30, 2012
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Hander

Slang for a hand job. A handy. A hander.
Can wait to get home, my room mate is going to give me a Hander.

Yo bitch! How much for a hander?

My balls are rocked. She gave me a rough handers.
by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017
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back hander

A secretive handing over (usually of money) in exchange for certain favouritism (usually by some sort of authority)
The Businessman gave a back hander to the Politician in order win the large contract.

OR (NZ example)
Peter Sumonivich gave a back hander to Winston Peters in order to obtain a more favourable fishing quota next season.

OR
The Pharmaceutical comapanies gave back handers to numerous doctors in exchange for them promoting certain medications.
by will_haveachat June 27, 2009
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left handed doflinky

a hookers selected hand that they use to pleasure fat, ugly, bald, lazy, men who cant get any for themselves.
clay hazams left handed doflinky is his left jerked of barney wile jackhammering santa claus while receiving a angry rim job.
by john stodderd May 21, 2008
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handee hugo

Is a sexual act in which one person throws up on another during intercourse.
Milton told me that he pulled a handee hugo on a girl from the bar last night.
by TheUnthinkables May 21, 2011
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