the way to happiness

stealth campain of scientology for their search for power and money. consists of a lot of reflective actually usefull themes on how to improve one's life with simple, small things to do better. sad is, that one could get to the opinion it is an invention of scientology or by other reasons could only be practised by scientologists. as if it is a patent. so conscious studying scient's "way to happyness" is always of a critic kind against the company of scientology and not about learning something usefull. it says more about the company than about oneself.

Delighted: Heyo don't you wanna know the way to happiness?!
Useful person: I've got enough to do with my own way.
Delighted: But we know exactly what you need!!
Useful person: I need chocolate.
Delighted: No you don't!

Useful person: Heya, don't you have the key to happiness?
Delighted: No I'm so delighted, but I got chocolate. From Scientology Switzerland.
Useful person: Oh thanks, you Scientologists are very useful.
Delighted: Thats what we're brainwashed for! Dudelidu.

by gnapsat April 19, 2008

Happiness

Something you can't live without, but hard to capture in a simple moment. Something that keeps your life going when you desperately need it. Happiness can be all those butterflies in your stomach when you find out someone likes you back, or when you finally finish that final exam. What would we do without it?

Happiness-
"Guess what? Johnny likes you, and he's gonna ask you out"

by CharlieChristine March 8, 2010

fuck your happiness

A term used to express the revenge one will take against another, when the latter commits a heinous crime.

(The term is generally used by the youth in Indian cities)

1.
When Mukesh stole Rahul's cricket bat, Rahul decided that he would fuck Mukesh's happiness.

2.
Santosh: Dude, Mrs. Pandey gave you a D on your paper?
Harmesh: Yah man. How dare she! I'm totally gonna fuck her happiness.

3.
Ashutosh: Dude, I didn't mean to drink your booze, I'm sorry!
Sampat: I swear to god Ashutosh, I'm gonna fuck your happiness!

by Avnish May 18, 2008

Happiness

Happiness is a drug, happiness is what keeps you going in life. If your not happy, there isn't a point of life. Even if happiness is a feeling it's the best thing you'll ever experience. Happiness is watching TV with your family on a late friday night. Happiness is waking up everyday and being able to see the people you love. Happiness is believing someone is out there watching out for you. Happiness is playing video games with your bestfriends. Happiness is giving someone a big hug when you haven't seen them in forever. Happiness is cuddling with the one you love. Happiness is feeling so good that you just start smiling and crying from joy. Happiness is being able to live life with no regrets and being able to forgive anyone who has ever done you wrong. Happiness is being able to accept yourself and the people you love. Happiness is spending Christmas Eve with your family and trying to figure out who your secret Santa is. Happiness is loving yourself. Happiness is not being scared to stand up for yourself. Happiness is screaming as loud as you can on the top of a hill. Happiness is spending thanksgiving with you cousins. Happiness isn't easy to find, but when you find it you'll do anything to keep it there. Happiness is giving your bestfriend advice about the boy she likes. Happiness is not obsessing over one little thing. Happiness is not caring about what others think of you. Happiness is being the best person you can. And if anything I PROMISE you life will get better

This feeling of happiness is the best thing that has ever happened to me.

by kunyan1102 July 8, 2020

halpig

1) Ancient Greek term meaning 'slovenly' or 'sloth-like'.

2) Relating to, of the same nature as, or characterised by involuntary muscular contractions combined with the release of gases, anally.

3) A person with cerebral palsy.

See sock, halpin, or youse

1) "Some Halpig parked me in!"

Person 1: I just spilled gravy all over my sliders!
Person 2: Dude, you're such a Halpig
Person 1: :(

by Chooked May 11, 2006

happiness consultant

A prostitute, whore, street walker, hooker, Ho.

I need to phone for a meeting with my happiness consultant.

by OKCAvenger November 26, 2013

Happiness

Happiness is often times downgraded to the formal definition of: the state of being happy or content, or the more superficial definition that happiness is gained through wealth and power. However, it isn’t what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about, the thoughts that you allow to take over your mind. And honestly, the moments of happiness we truly enjoy are ones that take us by surprise. It is not that we seize them, but that they seize us.

"Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do"

by Cauτiφn February 25, 2015