Terrible Golfer

A bad golfer. Said person can be a good guy, or a great businessman, but is terrible at golf.

That guy over there, he is a great guy, but a terrible golfer

by Jeffery Hart August 22, 2011

Contra-Golfer

Someone who does not enjoy watching or participate in the sport of golf.

Unlike the rest of his friends Bob is more of a Contra-Golfer

by Dan the man of the moon September 24, 2012

guffer

While taking a bath, should a fart happen to come, you let it go. When the bubbles come up you open your mouth and make attempts to eat the bubbles. Congratulations, you're a guffer

Keeser Silver guffs so much

by jeff April 4, 2005

the gaffer

Chief of lighting on a film.

He's the gaffer in that production.

by alsdjflajsdlfk November 29, 2006

goffeck

A person who dresses in black, mainly Goths but some skaters and metalers are branded by townies with this misprounaciation of the word 'Gothic'

eeerr beys, lets jump us a Goffeck!

by mr_jonesybop August 9, 2005

golfer

An individual with dark skin. A black person.

As heard on the Opie and Anthony show on XM channel 202.

Watch out for that golfer!!!

by TVL April 13, 2005

golfers alzheimers

A condition in which a golfer, when recalling how many strokes they had on the hole, can omit ceratain strokes from memory.
A person with this condition will forget that first drive that they sliced into the woods or the third shod that hit the bunker wall and rolled back to where it was previously. Unfortunately, the condition is tough to kick. It is also difficult to remind a person who is affected about a shot. Having the condition is often funny when reminded of a shot.

Golfer: hey phil, what did you have on that hole?

Golfer w/ GA: Uhh.. (looks forward, points once, twice, three times, and a fourth) I had a four.

Golfer: Oh. Good hole. Wait a sec, your first shot was OB. You had a six.

Golfer w/ GA: Umm... wasn't that last hole?

Golfer: No, that was this hole, you definately have golfers alzheimers. Haha

by nastynnas September 10, 2009