Dirty Gertrude

Doing the Dirty Gertrude uses the act of shoving your toenail shavings into any part of the body. The person with the toenails inside of them shall let them sit for about a week. After the scheduled time has come, the sexual partner will take out the shavings and eat them with a mixture of feces and semen.

"My buddy Eric tried a Dirty Gertrude with me last night, it was great!"

by FatFucker27 October 21, 2021

gertrude

adj. an expression of both shocked disbelief and extreme disappointment.
something outrageous and unexpected; far beyond the truth.

I went to Peaksville, Ohio and a little boy turned me into a jack-n-the-box and sent me to a cornfield for thinking bad thoughts. That was gertrude!

Barry told me the most gertrudis story about his near-death experience.

by BD Crew August 15, 2009

gerron

proceed, make progress, make friends. Dialect version of "Get on" Used in Northern midlands of england,

He doesno' gerron wi'' his boss. He'll never gerron with t'job unless pushed.

by Enya Penk May 11, 2012

Gertrude

the gayest person you will ever meet

Wow, Gertrude's new girlfriend is smoking!

by urbanwhale April 22, 2018

gerrout

Verb. Get out. How Nigerians think Americans in movies say get out. So whenever they try to act like Americans they say this in the most infuriating yet funniest way

You don't know my P Gerroutofhearmen (speaking jibberish to make you think he's too cool for you)

by NaijaTalkative July 9, 2019

gertrue

A person who look like they can fight but can't turns out to be everybody bestfriend goofy,silly,childish thats why they don't get boyfriends and annoying

My friend is such a gertrue

by Arianna graham December 20, 2016

Gertrudis

the type of girl anyone would want to date: fun, interesting, can take a nasty joke with great humour, kind and cutely angelical, but at the same time serious, hard worker, a complete diva and drama queen when she just feels like it. With a touch of feminine sensuality, she can get quite vindictive when deceit or angered. so better watch out!

she is also very protective and loyal of her friends and likes being helpful to them when needed.

´Hey, dude! have you seen Kevin lately?'

' didn't you know? He met this girl last month at this party and since then he's been like in a cloud. I don't blame him though, that girl is quite a Gertrudis, I wouldn't want a chick like that.'

by AlenB## September 13, 2018