Fudge Fondler

Fudge Fondler : noun or verb ; similar to ass-pirate, beef smoker, queer, fudge packer, crack spackler, chute shafter, ass master, trash compactor, flame-o, juicy fruit, fruitloop, homo, butt plugger or trucker on the hershey highway.

Example: That douchey dude is a real fudge fondler.booty

by shaolin May 1, 2014

Facebook Fondle

When someone who knows you are in a relationship, posts a flirty message publicly on your wall in an effort to piss your significant other off.

"Wow dude, she knows that you're happily married to Dee, yet she stills posts those overzealous greetings on your wall."

"Yeah if she tries to Facebook fondle one more time, Dee will kill her!"

by The bigjoe December 7, 2009

fondle

Sophisticated, middle age term for rubbing in a sexual manner.

And lo, Robert XXIII did set forth lustfully amongst his sexual organ, and it didsth respond to his fondling in an acceptable manner, not unlike such of that of a mongrel when it is stroked; And there was much rejoicing.

by Buttfucked September 29, 2003

foddle

to grope an ugly chick

you seem to foddle alot....thats gross

by Anonymous December 7, 2002

fondled

the autocorrected version of "donesies"
see donesies

Band camp is totally fondled, guys!

by saw2th August 23, 2011

Foodle

A mixed-breed dog (Fox Terrier and Poodle).

My dog is a Foodle because its mother was a poodle and its father was a fox terrier.

by Foodles April 28, 2006

Fridley

A moderate-sized suburb of Minneapolis/St. Paul. Approx. 28,000 residents. 90% of which who are above the age of 65. This would explain the ever-declining population. Could also be considered a very boring town in which there is nothing to do but smoke pot and sit around all day.

1. What, you live in Fridley? wtf, only old people live there
2. Hey, there's shit else to do... let's go smoke a bowl.

by x_- May 11, 2006