Fluffer Nutter

When a guy or gal has farts while he/she has a testicle in their behind. A wooden spoon is commonly used to insert said testy into said behind.

You are having anal sex with your girlfriend. You use a wooden spoon to insert a testicle into her behind. The rush of air into the rump causes gas that she passes out passed your nut. When this happens it is a Fluffer Nutter

by Latvian Fin August 4, 2011

Fluffer Nutter

When a man gets a blow job with bread around his penis... he then ejaculates into the bread and makes the blow jobber eat it

-Swifty

She said she was hungry so she ate my Fluffer Nutter

by Swifty Fingaz July 1, 2021

fluffernutting

In pornography, when someone is fluffing the talent, and the performer accidentally ejaculates onto a loaf of bread.

I was going to have an egg salad sandwich for lunch, but Thaddeus with his fluffernutting tarnished my appetite.

by Uncle Ephrum April 20, 2018

Fluffnutter

A person that cums and farts at the same time!

Person 1: Did you just cum....and fart?!?!
Person 2: Yeah I’m a Fluffnutter

by The fluffnutter October 8, 2019

fluffer nutter

Any sex act performed on a man designed to promote/maintain an erection without an ejaculation.

Example 1: "He was too drunk to get it up, so she gave him a fluffer nutter until he was ready to bang her."

Example 2: "Fearing scandal, the politician only let his interns give him fluffer nutters."

Example 3: "The fluffer nutter his boyfriend gave him in the morning drove him to distraction all day."

by suburbnsisyphus May 25, 2009

fluffer nutter

A premature ejaculation caused by an over zelous fluffer. see fluffer

Hey Luke, how many fluffer nutters did ya have last week?

PS. Kit say tell babe, "Hi"

by LuisV. February 13, 2004

Fluffer nutter

When a guy dips his junk in marshmallow fluff before a blow job. Can be substituted with PB or Nutella.

I made him do a fluffer nutter before I blew him so it wouldn't taste like ball sweat like it did last time.

by E. coli21 April 5, 2011