fappetizer

Something that you don't fap to, but is just arousing enough to get you ready to fap.

Zee: Have you ever watched one of those booty-shaking videos on YouTube? That's a fappetizer.

by xxcutyourhairxx March 15, 2010

Fappidextrous

The ability to fap with both hands.

His muscles are huge. He must be fappidextrous

by Fappidextrous December 2, 2014

Fappetizing

Sexually appealing; creating a state of sexual arousal, specifically an irrepressible urge to masturbate.

Chris' little sister is getting older and I must say, she's become rather fappetizing with that firm, adult body and sense of womanhood.

by Studfugly January 2, 2015

Fappertisement

Advertisement that could be used for fap material.

The lingerie section of Sears, JC Penney, and Kmart found in the Sunday newspaper was the best fappertisement for a young man.

Between that and the comics, my hands were busy before/during/after church.

by Dr Drainage September 2, 2014

Fapperoni

Masturbating with such ferocity that your penis resembles a raw, reddish stick of cured meat sausage.

I took a sick day at work which turned into a fapperoni party, and now I think I should get some ointment.

by The Unsightly bULGe September 12, 2014

Fappee

the person a fapper faps to

Chris: Hey Tom who did you fap to last night?
Tom: My fappee?
Chris: Yeah
Tom: I fapped over Jessica

by Fill_ June 18, 2015

Mud flapped

The act of having your balls farted on.

My wife mud flapped me last night.

by nrourk February 27, 2011