failsplosion

A sudden, rapid expansion of fail, often occuring near large groups of people.

Me: Dude, I just twisted my ankle outside. They need to salt that entry way.

Peaches: Sucks for you.

Me: But 37 other people also fell on the ice in 5 minutes.

Peaches: Holy crap!

Me: Yeah, it was like a failsplosion out there.

by Fredrick von Winkle March 2, 2010

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Failsaurus Rex

The act of epic failing so tremendously it can only be compared to one of the most ridiculously proportioned dinosaurs that ever existed.

Guy 1: I just lost in COD to an 11 year old, 30 to 4.

Guy 2: Failsaurus Rex dude...

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Guy 1: A customer just asked me why they needed a power adapter for their laptop since it is wireless...

Guy 2: Wowwwww, failsaurus rex and a half...

by nightcrawler0188 April 7, 2010

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failsach

1) A person whom has the ability to fail, generally in the most epic of ways

2) A master of the fail

what a failsach

by sach32423 October 15, 2010

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failsbian

a female who fails at being a lesbian

A lesbian who doesn't appreciate boobs, collarbones or hipbones is a failsbian.

by nutdizzle December 8, 2010

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Failtography

A photographic adventure that ends in partial, or total failure.

Failtography:

Taking a photograph of yourself in a mirror, holding the camera in front of your face >_>;

Lens Cap attached while trying to take a picture of some A-List celeb's genitals falling out of a car, no matter how much cash you spent on that awesome camera... it can't see through a tiny piece of plastic.

Lending your camera to a friend only to have them return it with pictures of kids on the memory cards, their kids....

Naked.

O_O;

by Phauxed December 16, 2010

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