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Experting

Experting is someone widely recognized as a reliable source of technique or skill whose faculty for judging or deciding rightly, justly, or wisely is accorded authority and status by their peers or the public in a specific well-distinguished domain.
Experting is amazing.
by Justoldme July 20, 2010
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Spider Expert

1. Someone that is well-versed in the field of Arachnology.
2. A faggot, it was originally a 7chan wordfilter of the word faggot many years ago, showed up when people would respond with posts like 'do it faggot'; but nowadays it tends to be used as an insult more for someone who knows way too much about shit no-one cares about.
"Arachnology is so fascinating"
"shut the fuck up spider expert"

"I'm gonna slit my wrists"
"DO IT SPIDER EXPERT"
by sdjipgsdg October 18, 2018
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expert chef

1 - v. To toss seemingly random foods together in order to sate powerful hunger. Results vary from delicious to disgusting.

2 - n. Someone who expert chefs on a notably regular basis.

3 - n. The song after which the above terms were named, produced by semi-renowned webcomic artist Drew Dee, released under the pseudonym CRUDBUMP.
1. Ever since I've been skipping dinner at a reasonable time, I've found myself expert cheffing an awful lot after commons closes. Did you know that chocolate nicely complements most cheeses?

2. This year I decided to skip paying for a meal plan and buy all my own groceries so I could eat healthier. Needless to say, I've become a bit of an expert chef.

3. "Make you a trail mix with full size Kit-Kats / Do it real quick, show me where the bowl is at / Add some peanuts and mix 'em with some raisins / Put some M&Ms in and top it with some Craisins / I'm the Expert Chef."
- CRUDBUMP, "Expert Chef"
by Heavy Lobster November 16, 2010
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Expertly

A term used to over exaggerate someone's ability to do something of little importance.

Typically used by hipster and or liberal media "journalists" such as the morons writing Yahoo! "news articles"...

Which are usually copypastas of twitter or facebook posts.
Kim Kardashian "expertly" breathed air. It was really hard.
by ChewML March 7, 2019
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ExpertPitch

Pro Counter who spends all day counting on discord instead of doing anything else
Guy: look it's ExpertPitch
Other Guy: He spends all day counting!
by Discord Countr Bot July 10, 2023
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Disposal expert

Someone who is great at removing incriminating evidence
Anton calling Leroy
Leroy: "What up Fool?"
Anton: "Hey I need a "Disposal Expert", I got a problem and its a fucking huge one."
Leroy: "I'll call "him" up."
by RaiRaijinn December 16, 2016
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local expert

A neighbourhood expert (usually called Karen) who always interferes and is vocal about knowing what’s best
Karen on that Neighbourhood app is such a local expert, the annoying cunt
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