Eleven-Foot Pole

1. This is the thing you use to touch things that you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.

2. A weapon in the card game Munchkin'

She's so ugly I had to whip out the eleven-foot pole to keep her away.

by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004

elevens

Derogatory term for the Japanese. Comes from "Area 11", what Japan was renamed in Code Geass.

Stupid elevens, Milhouse is not a meme.

by birdboy2000 March 19, 2007

eleventh finger

A sexual manouever in which a man, while fingering a woman outside of her field of vision, inserts his penis without announcing he is doing so. The act is generally employed as a means to commence intercourse with a hesitant (but willing) partner.

The term "eleventh finger" can also simply be slang for penis.

Chris: Well, she was kinda riding the fence about having sex with me. Since she never said no outright, I gave her the eleventh finger, and that was that.

Kevin: nicely done, sir.

by Cosmo July 12, 2006

Ocean's Eleven Syndrome

When there are an unreasonably excessive amount of attractive people in any given situation. Stemming from the 2001 motion picture starring Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, George Clooney, among others.

Tonights episode of Jay Leno was suffering from Ocean's Eleven Syndrome. Catherine Zeta-Jones, Orlando Bloom, and Beyonce were the guests.

by BDT November 23, 2004

Fiftey Four Elevens ($54.11s)

Reebok classic's. The originals cost $49.99, so with tax it equaled up to $54.11.

You cop' them Fiftey Four Elevens ($54.11s)?

by FLA in the flesh February 21, 2009

eleventy-twelve

A fictional number (not imaginary) that one uses when they need a random number.

Guy #1: If 5x + 12 = 11 + 6, what is x?

Guy #2: Uhh... ELEVENTY-TWELVE!

by Joshamuffin June 20, 2007

Eleventh Finger

The penis.

Originated from the third episode of the show 'Family Guy'

"I've sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, I'm up to 11. " - Stewart Gilligan Griffin

I showed her my eleventh finger under the bleachers.

by lbeesntdeirx November 5, 2013