douchebumps

The tingly, nauseated physical sensation you experience in the presence of a douchebag or an act of douchebaggery.

I ran into Dylan at the bar, which was totally lame. After how he treated Madison, just the sound of his voice is enough to give me douchebumps.

by disgruntledgoat April 27, 2007

Douchecunt

A guy who is narcississtic, cocky, immature, and very very good at playing mind games. He's extremely attractive, most likely has a sexy accent and uses this to his advantage. Makes you think he's different from other guys, and what people say about him by playing the "difference of culture" card, but he's not. He's just better at playing the game. He is not like typical players. He understands women, knows why they do the things they do, and takes advantage. Acts mature, and will most likely call you out on overreacting to something, making you feel like an idiot. The douchecunt is a very rare species of asshole, that seldomly occurs, but when he does... be prepared to get FUCKED OVER

Girl: Hey we should hang out soon :)
Guy: yeah for sure. Lets hang out friday :)
Girl: Alright!

*girl recieves mass message from guy*
"hey everyone I'm djing on friday, come check it out!"

Girl: wow... what a douchecunt.

by MSHEPS October 16, 2010

Doucheburg

The post art school dormitory, hipster parade, fuschia loving neighborhood in Brooklyn, New York that was formerly known as Williamsburg.

I saw your stupid ex-boyfriend in Union Square today rocking stretch jeans, sporting a faux-hawk, and not talking to his tiny Asian girlfriend but he was listening to the Arcade Fire so loud on his ipod i guess he didn't notice me. He rolled down and hopped the L home to Doucheburg and prolly The Royal Oak for the birthday party du jour.

by Chevron Lucite December 4, 2005

Doucheface

1.You look at someone for the first time and know, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that guy is a huge douche bag.
2. When you look at someone and know that they are planning an act of pure unadulterated douchery.
3. A person who is constantly being a douche, will undoubtedly wear this expression. Similar to bitchface.

Who the fuck is that guy? He has a major case of doucheface.

With a doucheface like that, how the fuck did Matthew McConaughey ever become famous?

by evilspyguy July 20, 2012

Douchefuck

Someone who is worse than a douche & a fucker combined.

Did you just see that guy? He cut me off and then waved & smiled. What a douchefuck!

by LaureeBrutal October 2, 2006

DoucheFuckMcGee

When somebody is such a douche they feel the need to fuck a bag of McDonalds while screaming at the top of their lungs "GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Jim: Look at that guy he's such a DoucheFuckMcGee.
Bob: I know! It's also a huge waste of the ten piece chicken McNugget meal.

by Butt Huffer McBitchin July 9, 2010

douchefactory

even worse than a douchebag, it's the place where douchebags are maufatured. Places can be douchefactories but if a person is a real douche then they too can be a douchefactory.

That new club is a total douchefactory.
Matt is such a douchefactory

by The AdventureMan February 26, 2009