Dicksubbed

Verb; The act of slapping/rubbing your dick on someone’s sandwich without them knowing.

“My girlfriend asked me to bring her a sandwich right after I found out she cheated on me. So me and my friends totally dicksubbed that bitch.”

by Jeff Epstein August 13, 2019

dicktum

A short statement that expresses a general truth or principle regarding (A) a guy's "sausage", or (B) someone's being an a**h**e to everyone.

Ethan Couch's over-indulgent father made a dicktum to officials at the school, offering to buy the entire joint just so that he could be in control over how his spoiled-brat "Little Prince" was treated during classes.

by QuacksO September 11, 2020

dicksmitter

A young kid who get's into trouble and is always fucking around with shit.

Jordan as a young child was a dicksmitter.

by Smittysays September 23, 2022

dickums

a dickhead who likes the cock, but will not admit so, even being caught in the act of being dicked down.

bro1: Dude you're such a dickums. That a'int bromance no more!

by keru April 25, 2009

dicksmashing

way better than masturbation.

1: whatcha doing?
2: dicksmashing!

by in4m8ion April 27, 2008

dicksmackdouche

An expletive used to express extreme disgust.

Can be used interchangeably with goddamnmotherfucker

adj: I have a dicksmackdouche of a headache again
noun: He's a fuckin dicksmackdouch

by Pinguy2009 August 5, 2009

dicksucker

see preps or preppy

Prep: OMG I SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE!
Other: DICKSUCKER!

by Ka August 9, 2004