cumscicle

When all your cum on your dick hardens and the your dick looks like a popsicle.

I came so hard last night my dick turned into a cumscicle

by jovanthemonkey October 31, 2017

lil cumshot

a famous rapper who is has put other rappers like drake to shame, also known for his hairstyle being pure solid cum. he is also rumored to be behind the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

yo lil cumshot's new album 'semen demon ' just dropped and its fire!!!

by abit too black person September 14, 2023

Cumspiracy

When you find semen recently ejaculated on your belongings and it is unknown who did it or where it came from.

A student arrives at his dorm with a few of his friends after classes. He drops his things on the floor and sees his computer chair covered in semen. He knows he didn't masturbate that morning, so he looks at his friends.

"Who the fuck did this?!"
None of them answered.
"It's a cumspiracy." one of them whispered.

by Filipwnage February 14, 2012

Dumb Cumster

A woman who is a cum dumpster but dumber.

Tara is one stupid dumb cumster.

by Jesse Brede August 26, 2008

cumsplosion

Literally, an explosion of cum. Cum that shoots the accordian right off your lap, and the Santa hat off your head.

"Richard pumped the accordian on his penis, until he enjoyed a fine CUMSPLOSION. He was so rubber-legged he fell on the icy walk as he left. Best Christmas ever.

by kevmulk November 1, 2008

cumsicle

Frozen treats made from seminal fluid

mmmm cumsicles!

by Logz0r March 15, 2004

cumshot

when your having sex and white stuff cums out ur dick

Wow! U have a far cumshot

by yourbestfriendsgirl June 13, 2018