Confederate Svelte

Used to describe one who would be embarassed to wear spandex in a weight obsessed city such as Los Angeles, but who would pass as relatively thin in regions of the southeastern United States.

Herman Goering fell into the Confederate Svelte category

by Zippy April 22, 2005

confunderstand

When one is both confused, yet understands a concept.

I confunderstand what you just said.

by Lonies September 16, 2006

Confined

Trapped inside my wet loving dark blue brief underwear.

When I was a child urinating myself I got a crush to cry being confined inside my loving dark blue brief underwear.

by Turo Fernandez September 26, 2018

Confederate statue protest

Mansa Musa owned slaves, and might have been the wealthiest person to ever live. If there was a statue of Mansa Musa standing in every major city in the world, people most likely wouldn't try to remove it. The image/idea that black people are marginalized and in need of saving by other groups is a relatively new one if you look at all of history, it's mostly just the last couple hundred years people came up with this image/idea. The reality is the people protesting the statues weren't doing it in the interest of humanity or human rights, they were doing it to support the agendas of the people they were following, especially the college dorks.

The image/idea that life is unfair to black people only nowadays is a recent development. The reality is life has always been unfair to most of the people living on the planet at any given time in history, no matter their sex, shade of skin, sexual orientation, religion, political beliefs, or personal beliefs about anything. People who try to get people to unify usually have a similar agenda to the ones who got them to divide in the first place. The Confederate statue protests are no different, the same ones trying to get people to divide try to get them to unify again before they wake up. The same ones that tear everyone and everything apart are the ones telling people they should be together on something.

by Solid Mantis October 8, 2020

Condensed milf

When fucking a 40 plus year old midget with children.

I went to the circus and went home with some condensed milf.

by Dookie Dan November 5, 2020

Confederate Battle Flag Waver

Just some guy trying to show his love for the south, or soldiers that died in the Civil War give them a break jeez

Person A: BRO IS THAT A CONFEDERATE BATTLE FLAG WAVER? FUCKING RACIST

Person B: *inhales*

by darty.person April 28, 2021

Confedewanker

A person who fetishizes the confederacy to the point of masturbating into a confederate battle flag routinely.

Someone should tell that Confedewanker that you can’t just jizz a new star onto the flag.

by anonymous May 18, 2022