18 definitions by Zippy

Most commonly heard in northern climates; defines the annoying clump of compact snow that collects in wheelwells of automobiles. Removable only with a good kick from a well booted foot. Also, anything that impedes progress in a timely or smooth manner.
I can't finish this essay; I've got snardlumps on the brain.
by Zippy March 8, 2005
1) Sticks, or branch-like objects that are left in careless places, just awaiting a small child to pick them up and give them a good fiddling with.

2) A Voilin Bow (pl)
1) "Oh Crikey! Jepetto has found my fiddlesticks!"

2) "All my fiddlesticks are made of cat gut I'm afraid"
by Zippy January 5, 2005
Clothing company owned by Argos-owning GUS.

(plaid is spelt p-l-a-i-d you numpties)
"Wow, no wonder GUS are trading high this year, they've tapped the market in Britain by selling townie twats burberry clothing and cheap, gaudy gold jewellery."
by Zippy November 1, 2003
Ineffective end to anything that has suggested a climax.
"When I clicked on 'Anticlimax' I was expecting something smutty. It was a real anticlimax to find a sensible definition."
by Zippy January 5, 2005
The most Pimpin nickname in the WA
Damn, Zippy is fricken awsome in every way!
by Zippy September 10, 2004
Four stars that roughly form a cross. The stars are generally visible in the Southern Hempisphere.
The Southern Cross includes the closest star to Earth
by Zippy April 22, 2005
A girl that seems like at your first meeting you are her best friend, how sweet she is. She sucks you into her world of " poor victim to all her relationships" all along stabbing you behind her back. Saying the same awful things she says about others to you. Judging everything you say and do. If you are 100 percent on her side about everything she will do break your spirit.
Innocent chick: " I feel so sorry for Lisa, she seems to have it so hard, and her husband is such an jerk, and her friends never call her or understand her stresses, poor Lisa! "
Every X friend : " that Lisa selfish, but you keep her company while we hear her talk shit about you, thanks"

Don't be a Lisa, treat your friends with love and respect, except yourself and other for all that they are. If you can not then let them go and never speak an ill word of them again!
by Zippy February 9, 2012