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Condom

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What’s a condom”
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Rubber around dick to stopp penis juice(semen/cum) to go into the vagina or anal to stop making babies or having stds.
I should've used a condom to stop y'all ugly ass from being born, you're a failure to the family.
by Condsumeraper April 3, 2017
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a rubber glove like sack that you can use on your penis to prevent pregnancy and infections, mainly used by virgins that don’t know how to pull out. This item can potentially save your life from bringing a devil spawn into this world in the near future.
Virgin: “Dude its my first time, what should i do?”
His friend: “Use a condom, so you dont have to worry about plan B.”
by anonymous March 30, 2022
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Wow, those condoms make your dick look small
by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003
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A plastic bag used used during the thai water festival (Songkran) to keep vital articles and documents from getting soaked.
look at that kid with the bucket of water... quick get the Condom.
by T-o-m-i March 3, 2007
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something to protect you from STD's and worst of all..... babies!
" man my pullout game strong " " nah nigga put on a condom! "
by luvqueen_steph May 11, 2016
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A rubber thing that you out over a guy's penis so you don't get a disease or get pregnant. SMART IDEA, FREAK MIDGETS SUCK!
Girl: Heyyyyy baby, wanna have sex?? ................. without a condom? ;)

Boy: Aw, hell no bitch!! FREAK MIDGETS SUCK.
by gingerbread gal August 7, 2011
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