concordia

A village in the state of Kansas that has probably the most conservative, shallow-minded, bigot people ever...seriously. There is absolutely nothing to do and the people there usually have to adopt the ways of people around them and what they see on MTV in order to "stay cool". Don't move here unless you hate black and hispanics and love to be surrounded by white trash people who still think the "ipod" is a new thing.

Kyle: Hey man, I go to school in Cloud County, Kansas, where do you go?

John: Why the hell would you go there, dude?? Isn't that in Concordia??

Kyle: Fuck yeah it is! I wreckon the chicks are real hot and have tramp stamps.

John: Um wow, that was so 2001 that tramp stamps were in..now they are just trashy.

by SOME RANDOM BODY May 30, 2009

Concordia [University]

Concordia University is an English language comprehensive public university located in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. It is also considered one of the best universities in the world.

Concordia University is the best university in Montreal... don't even think about saying that it's not.

by vipwoody January 8, 2009

Concord, North carolina

tiny little town with a lot of excitement. small town drama don't get better than this. kind of like cheers, where everybody knows your name. the town keeps getting bigger and so does the talk. Half hour outside of Charlotte, North Carolina.

I'm in Concord, North Carolina and I don't ever want to leave.

by jessi_nichole October 4, 2008

Concored

To be in a state of concern while feeling a conflicting sense of honor based on the subject of your concern.

My girlfriend said she really missed me last night, so she feel asleep to the saw movies... I'm kinda concored.

by Placibo August 12, 2018

Concord College

A place with chingchongbingbongs who doesn't shower, and ruins your life.

This place is such a Concord College

by VeryBigOrange March 17, 2023

Concord cock twister

The Concord Cock Twister is when a girl grabs your balls in one hand and your dick in the other and twists them so hard they turn the color of Concord grapes.

Yo Tony after that party last Saturday I went to Gretchen’s house and she concord cock twistered me for an hour. That shit hurt lowkey

by The Gruesome Knight October 31, 2023

concord grape handler

Similar to a standard skull-fucking, with a delightful twist. The difference being that during your hemorrhoidal flare-up you turn around 180 degrees and slam your ass into her forehead. Her natural reaction will be to move the grapes away so the puss doesn’t drip into her eyes.

Our typical skull-fucking was getting old, so we progressed to the concord grape handler.

It takes a special California girl to request the concord grape handler.

by Wicked Ways March 15, 2010