Committing

Short way of saying you're killing yourself. A euphemism for suicide. Usually not in a serious context.

"If Donald Trump wins the reelection then I'm committing."

by mamiypapi January 21, 2017

flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff

One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.

Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!

by Yargengee October 18, 2006

still counting

You're still counting all of the assholes in the room. Thank you, Volbeat, for giving us this fabulous expression.

I'm still counting, dweebs.

by hunter t September 14, 2011

Counting Sheep

When a person is sleeping, they are dreaming of counting sheep.

person 1: Hey man 5 minutes into class you we out counting sheep.
person 2 : Yea man I was up late studying for my physics final.

by jluketwo March 21, 2008

bed-a-commuting

The act of working from bed with a laptop. Often occurs after getting up and deciding it's too much work to actually go sit upright at a desktop computer.

I was going to telecommute today, but I was out last night and am just too tired to sit at my computer. Bed-a-commuting allowed me to work and nap intermittently.

by Elizabeth L. Haines January 27, 2009

Communing

Another word for tuning because tuning is cringe af. The stage before dating someone.

"OMG Josh and I are communing!"

by vjhvghv;jvhjvi;vyilvylv May 2, 2020

counting sheep

When someone gets so lost in the fantasy land created around a situation that they become out of touch with reality, or in other words: getting lost in the sauce.

“The owner of that local business was counting sheep when he thought he would be able to start operating scams on his clients while simultaneously increasing net sales”

by plzpunchmeinthejaw January 5, 2021