Smith Collapse

In Poker, when someone is leading the chip lead for most of the night, then, when the tournament is close to the end, the unfortunate donkey unwittingly plays with so much overconfidence that they go all in with a semi-decent hand and get outdrawn to lose their stash.
Holy Ace of Spades, Karl was victimized by the ole' Smith Collapse again...that's the third poker tournament in a row that he blew his load all over the poker table. What a donkey!
by Julius Goat September 22, 2009
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Stair Collapse Syndrome

(Also known as SCS) A syndrome in which you're about to fall asleep, but you have a dream where you fall from a significant height, causing you to awaken panicked.
Person 1: I keep having dreams where I think I'm falling from the stairs.
Person 2: You mean falling down the stairs?
Person 1: No, falling from the stairs. They collapse, and then I'm sent falling, which causes me to jerk awake.
Person 2: You might have Stair Collapse Syndrome.
Person 1: I already have sleep paralysis, I'm good.
by eliza_something September 14, 2023
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collapsed pie

A vagina that has seen too much action
Her lady garden looked like a collapsed pie
by LoverOfPies September 30, 2017
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chateau collapsible

Any wine( usually cheap, vinegar tasting ) that comes in a cardboard cask or box.
A couple of bogans turned up for dinner with a chateau collapsible, which means, we’re drinking everything else in my home except that horse piss.
by Rob Edgar July 08, 2022
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government collapse

when the government randomly just loses a lot of money
yo did you hear the government colapsed government collapse
by gabbiesangel February 11, 2016
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Collapsed

Dundee United's arse has well and truly collapsed here in Alkmaar
by Jun Suzuki August 11, 2022
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