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cockjobbery

Noun: the act of saying something extremely silly. Taken from the term cock job.

Also can be said as knobjockery.
Ronald IV of Uddington: "Harold, will you stop your incessant cockjobbery and listen to me"
by Nickhasl55 May 20, 2008
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Cockgobbler

Any person in the act of, or affiliation of, heinous activity toward you or another. Occasionally, but not always associated with a physical representation of the action verb itself. A true cockgobbler should be considered non-threatening as he may bitch and moan about the fact that he has no job, no career, no dick to call his own. It's generally considered tragic if your friend inadvertently becomes a cockgobbler. But make no mistake, cockgobbling was what they were meant to do.
Person1: Wow, that Steve is sure one whiny cockgobbler.

Person2: Yes I agree, that man sure does look like he could gobble a mean cock with those DSL's of his.
by jabrody August 1, 2010
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cockjob

(a) describing an annoying, backstabbing, shit-talking, egotistical, self-centered loser who will never turn pro in his or her favorite sport.
1. That cockjob showed up to baseball practice an hour early, even the coaches weren't there!

2. God he's such a cockjob, I never want to hang out with him again.
by Mark Lenington March 17, 2004
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cockgobbler

A phrase made famous by the movie office space in relation to one who likes to gobble cock
Cockgobblers...they're all just a bunch of fucking cockgobblers
by Anonymous June 17, 2003
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Cockwobblingthunderclap

When a guy is spooning naked with his partner as the big spoon, and his partner lets rip a massive fart.
Bloody hell Linda...that was a real cockwobblingthunderclap!
by Forgetful8 April 20, 2018
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Cockrobotic

A female who has more than extraordinary and almost acrobatic-like skill set in terms of sexual feats.
Man I went out with Jill last night and who would of thought she was so cockrobotic. That chick was doing backflips and Spiderman type shit.
by truthboss September 5, 2018
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Cocktoberfest

A Festival In youn males before No Nut November Where they ejaculate all night long to be ready to wait a month without ejaculation
Me and the boys were busy celebrating Cocktoberfest instead of trick-or-treating
by The Mysticman November 3, 2021
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